Yeah. Why don't we just skip the hike
and you go take a nap, huh?
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
But two hours, tops,
and then it's big fun for you, mister.
Yeah, I'm not gonna see her the rest of the day, am I?
- No. - u202dYeah.
Sex helps her fall asleep.
She says I've got pure Ambien between my legs.
You guys don't have to worry anymore. I got this.
I realized what I've been doing wrong.
I didn't have a plan, but now I do.
I went to a meeting this morning,
then went to another meeting with you gals,
gonna have my eyebrows re-threaded,
then go to another meeting tonight.
And I'm gonna bookend every day by calling Christy in the morning
and again at night to let her know
I stuck with my plan.
How's that for a plan?
Well, it was fast and wordy.
And a very good plan.
Christy, I hope I didn't ruin
your boyfriend's birthday weekend.
Patrick's fine. When I woke up from my nap,
he had left to go bowling with Adam.
Yes, Adam bowls.
I love bowling.
I think it's sexy.
Yeah. That's why there's so much bowling porn.
Well, since y'all helped me so much,
I brought each of you a little something
from my gift closet.
-亲爱的 你真好 -谢谢
- Oh! u202dOh, sweetie, that's very nice of you. u202d- Thank you.
But we don't help people for gifts.
We do it for fun and for free.
I was wearing this when I came in.
Do you know what would make this outfit perfect?
That bracelet you goody-goodies made me give back.
Don't you think it's great that the four of us
are gonna go out and...
Oh, come on!
You come on.
No! You have to change.
Why do I have to change?
Because it's my boyfriend's birthday,
so I get to wear the slutty red dress.
不行 全身都贴了胶带 穿了紧身衣 我不换了
Nope. Everything's taped up and Spanx'd down. I'm done.
Are you as freaked out as I am that Jill hasn't been able
to string more than a day or two of sobriety together?
Yeah. It's scary.
I can't imagine what it would be like to start from zero again.
Been there. It sucks.
I'm afraid that if I went out, I would never come back.
Yeah, you would.
'Cause I'd drag you back by the roots of your hair.
Okay. How do I look?
Not better than me, so, good.
So who won at bowling?
Everyone who saw Patrick fall on his ass
trying to pick up a spare.
Oh, hey, I would have played better, but...
- I didn't bring my ball. - I didn't bring my ball.
Wait a minute-- you have your own bowling ball?
That's the kind of thing you should have disclosed
on our first date.
It's purple and it's sparkly.
Hey, that's the color of my bowling team.
Oh. It's... it's Jill, but don't worry,
it's just a bookend call. I'll be-I'll be right back.
- Uh, a bookend? - That's when an alcoholic
calls someone in the program in the morning
and then again at night to let them know they're okay.
Ah, look at you learning the lingo.
Hey. Watch enough Star Trek, you learn a little Klingon.
Wha... I-I thought it was a-a bookend.
No. It was Jill's housekeeper.
Jill showed up at her place, drunk.
I-I've got... I got to go get her.
That's crazy-- it's Patrick's birthday.
You stay, I'll go.
谢谢 邦妮 我很感激
Thanks, Bonnie. I appreciate it.
You're right. My mom can handle it.
Words I've never said before.
I'm just gonna... eat this in the car.
I'll text you later.
Thank you for staying.
Of course. u202d
Jill's gonna be all right.
She definitely is.
Uh, you know what, Christy?
I'm sorry, I-I'm just so worried about her.
Well... I guess this night's a bust.
Should we just get the check and go?
绝对不要 现在我们可以点威士忌 大口喝酒了
Hell, no. Now we can order whiskey and not have to sip it.
u202dThank you so much for coming.
I didn't know who else to call.
Oh, my Lord,
her fingernails are so long.
天啊 克丽丝蒂 邦妮
Oh, my God! Christy! Bonnie!
I didn't know you guys were friends with Soledad!
Honey, what are you doing here?
Oh, just watching TV, but I'm a little confused,
'cause it's all in... Mexican.
So, that lady with the long nails right there--
her husband is sleeping with the girl with the pointy boobs,
but pointy is having a baby
with the guy in the eye patch.
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