- Did I get that right? - u202dMás o menos.
I love hanging out here.
She's never been to my house in her life.
I don't even know how she found me.
'Course I know where you live.
I sent you those pears for Christmas.
Oh, yes, so much better than cash.
Aren't they cute?
We need to get you home.
But I don't want to go.
吉尔 你得站起来 你不能留在这里
Jill, you have to get up. You can't stay here.
Why not? This used to be my couch.
Oh. For all you know,
they had a romantic evening planned for tonight.
It might even be his birthday, and you're ruining it.
- Subtle. - u202dI don't care.
Well, you didn't have to come.
I want to be here for Jill.
Then don't complain about it.
- I'm not! u202d- You kinda were!
See you later!
*Happy birthday to you*
Make a wish, sweetie.
Remember when we couldn't do this because people would stare?
Ugh, the dark ages.
Oh, I will.
- Will you stop? - Don't be so touchy.
Oh, I have no problem with people thinking I'm gay.
I just don't want them thinking
that I couldn't do any better than you.
Oh, man! I forgot about my steak.
Do you think it's still safe to eat?
Would it stop you if I said no?
Hey. How was dinner?
Oh, good. We saved you some cake.
Hey! Cake and steak-- let's eat it in bed.
If you think you're happy now, I've got a potato in my pocket.
I know I've said I'm sorry, like, a thousand times,
but I really, really am sorry.
Hey, it's my birthday for...
two more hours, so what do you say
we go upstairs and, uh... Oh...
Jill was afraid to be alone,
so we had to bring her back with us,
and she kind of passed out in my bed.
But the sofa pulls out.
We can have super hot, quiet sex
that people might walk in on.
Yeah, th-that doesn't sound super hot to me.
Oh, I-I promise, tomorrow I am all yours.
克丽丝蒂 拜托 停止
Christy, please, stop...
You're mad, aren't you?
Yeah, I-I'm mad. Uh, your mom said
that she could handle things tonight, but you went anyway.
You said it was okay.
Well, because who wants to sit through dinner
with somebody who doesn't want to be there?
Although my brother just did, and he really enjoyed it.
I don't know how else to explain it,
- but that Jill really needed me. - Yeah.
It's late, I'm-I'm tired,
so... let's just go to bed, okay?
It's-It's kind of tricky.
You have to push and then pull.
I-I got it.
Ow! My fingers!
He's so miserable.
Mmm. You know that part of you
- that takes pleasure in other people's pain? - u202dYeah.
Mmm. Totally turns me on.
Oh, my God,
亚当 你在走路 这是个奇迹
Adam, you're walking-- it's a miracle!
No. Uh... not Adam.
I'm his brother, Patrick.
Oh, yeah. That makes more sense.
You must be Jill.
How'd you hurt your hand?
Oh. I, uh... lost a fight with a pullout couch.
Oh, I took your bed, didn't I?
I wasn't always a mess like this.
I was and then I wasn't...
and then I got fat and then I got skinny...
and now I'm a mess again.
Sorry to hear that.
You know, in the past...
every time I relapsed, I was able to get back,
but this time I'm just...
I'm just kind of lost.
Thank God I have Christy.
She took hold of me the very first time I walked into a meeting,
and she's been right there ever since.
I don't know what I'd do without her.
Yeah, she's, uh...
she's pretty special.
You know, for only having eight working fingers,
you make great coffee.
Thanks. Just don't ask me to shoot a basketball.
Why would I ask you to shoot a basketball?
Oh, hey. You two met.
He's a good one.
Aw. Hey, uh, Christy,
you got a minute?
Before you say anything,
she's leaving, and you and I are gonna have our day together.
Yeah, about that, um...
I'm gonna go home.
You're still mad.
No, I'm not mad.
I get it.
Your friend's in trouble and she needs you.
I just don't know where I fit in here.
I know this has not been the ideal weekend,
but you got to understand, helping people stay sober
is part of what helps me stay sober.
So it has to come first.
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