I'm so sorry, Christy.
I really thought you and Patrick were gonna make it.
At least it was a healthy end to a healthy relationship.
Healthiest relationship I've ever had.
Did he actually use the words “I'll take care of you”?
- He did. - What's wrong with you?!
I don't know!
你知道吗 克丽丝蒂 我正好知道怎样
You know what, Christy, I have got just the thing
to take your mind off your troubles.
吉尔 再说一次 我不想蒸阴♥道♥
Jill, again, I don't want to steam my vagina.
Okay, you didn't give that a chance.
But what I'm thinking is we go to San Francisco
and shop until that hole in your heart is full with Gucci.
That is so kind, but...
Christy, you have always been there for me.
Let me do this for you.
I have always wanted to know
what it feels like to just throw money at a problem.
Trust me, it'll get you all tingly like a steamed vagina.
Ooh, we're going shopping!
No, just Christy.
She's the one who's upset.
I don't know if you've heard, but my fiancé's dog just died.
Aw, there you are, right where I left you.
I've heard one way to raise a man's spirits
is to bring a third party into the relationship.
I'm not in the mood for-- Is it Louise from Trader Joe's?
It's a puppy!
And he's from the Third Street Shelter.
Bonnie, what are you doing?
I'm trying to hand you an adorable puppy
that will make you happy. You're welcome.
I-I'm not, I'm not gonna take him.
But, honey, he's got puppy breath
and he wants you to be his new daddy.
Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do,
but I-I'm not ready for another dog.
Why not? You've got those clean bowls.
You're halfway there.
I'm still grieving over Samson.
It's only been a couple of weeks.
Bonnie, listen to me.
I know to you I only lost a dog,
but to me, I lost a friend
that got me through the roughest time in my life.
Well, you're gonna have more rough times.
I mean, you are marrying me.
And maybe this little fella can help.
I mean, I got stuck behind a garbage truck
on my way over here, narrow street,
no way to get around him, and I glance over,
and this guy is giving me a very encouraging look.
Made a difference.
Just flipped a switch right in here.
Take the dog and-and just go.
Are you serious?
I asked you to do one thing.
This'll make you forget about Patrick.
This'll make you forget you didn't get into law school.
This'll make you forget you live with your mom.
Okay, if we're gonna list all my problems,
we're gonna run out of dresses.
Uh, these are too expensive.
我得告诉你 吉尔 我真的很感激
I got to tell you, Jill, I really appreciate this,
but I'm just so much more comfortable at an outlet mall.
Can't heal a sad person with sad clothes.
Nothing's gonna heal me.
Why don't you try talking about it?
You know, I took an online class in listening.
Forgetting myself... and go.
Jill, I really don't want to talk about this.
Especially with you not blinking.
It's freaking me out.
Come on, give me one chance.
Forgetting myself... and go.
I really don't want to do this.
Trust me, it'll make you feel better.
Forgetting myself and go!
I can't help thinking I made a mistake with Patrick.
Oh, hell no!
-你觉得我做了正确的事吗 -不 嘘
- So you think I did the right thing? - No, shh!
My ex-husband's new wife just walked in.
I didn't get a good look.
Tell me if she lost the baby weight.
Wow, is she a professional dancer?
No, she's a professional husband stealer.
Slash highly-regarded anesthesiologist.
What are we doing?
- I can't let her see me. - Why?
'Cause she'll think I'm stalking her.
Why would she think that?
'Cause I had a dark six weeks where I totally was.
Mmm. Isn't he cute?
You can name him anything you want.
Have you named one after Steve Miller yet? Look at him.
它爱开玩笑 是个烟民 半夜还抽大♥麻♥
He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a midnight toker.
He is adorable,
but I'm pretty well established as a cat person.
Eight cats and you're the crazy cat lady.
Eight cats and one dog, you just love animals.
Who rescued who, am I right?
Did you ask Wendy? She seems lonely.
Yeah, already tried her.
She lives with four other nurses.
It's like a sitcom over there.
I wish Adam would just take the dog.
Let me ask you something.
Did you get this dog to make him feel better
or make you feel better?
Aren't those the same thing?
Bonnie, you're gonna have to learn to weather these storms
if you want to be together for the long haul.
But he's the rock.
Well, why can't you be the rock?
Because I'm the river.
The roaring river.
I cut through the rock and make the Grand Canyon,
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