and people come from miles around to behold me.
I knew you wouldn't get it.
Listen, in any relationship,
emotional support has to be a two-way street.
I'm not sure I buy that, but someone's tail is wagging.
"Oh, teach me how to love, Marjorie."
You don't want to live with her. She's the crazy cat lady.
Look at her, shopping for scarves
like she's queen of the world.
Oh, here comes the hat show.
Hey, maybe she's shopping 'cause she's miserable, like me.
Oh, that'd be great. Go find out.
What? I don't even know her.
Look, you do this for me, and I'll take you to that...
That's a lovely hat.
You really think I can pull off this color?
Mm, pretty sure you could pull off anything.
Don't need another one of these.
Hi. Me again.
So, uh, you shopping for a special occasion?
Anniversary dinner. Three years.
Ah, I remember my third anniversary.
That's when you realize what you're really married to.
Not for us.
My friends get sick of hearing this, but we are so happy.
It's like we just started dating.
Oh, that's sweet.
But, uh, having a baby, that's like R.I.P. Sex life.
Oh, no, we are fine in that department.
Your husband sounds perfect.
Oh, no, he is not perfect.
Really? In what way?
He sends me too many flowers.
Of course he does.
Anyway, it was nice meeting you.
Uh, I didn't tell you my daughter's name.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
You're probably right.
Do you think maybe I should drive?
看在老天的分上 克丽丝蒂 我可以边哭边开车
Oh, for God's sakes, Christy, I can drive and cry.
I do it all the time!
Can we at least keep a foot between us and that truck?
It's got all those symbols for explodey stuff.
I'm sorry I ruined our shopping vacay.
Let's talk about you and Patrick.
No, I'm fine.
我是认真的 克丽丝蒂 快帮我分心
I mean it, Christy. Get my mind off me.
Jill, I'd rather...
聊帕特里克 忘记我自己 说吧
Talk about Patrick! Forgetting myself and go!
I guess I'm worried I'm just afraid to be happy.
I mean, is it so crazy to pick up my life
and see where it goes in Santa Cruz?
They have law schools there. They have meetings.
When I met James, I picked up my whole life
and moved from Charleston to California just to be with him.
You know what kind of culture shock that is?
I had to lose my accent just to fit in with y'all.
And it was worth it.
And I'm not even willing to move three hours from here
to a lovely seaside community.
Where my mother doesn't live.
What is wrong with me?
I loved James so much, I would've moved to the moon
if he asked me to.
And I wouldn't.
Maybe I don't love Patrick.
Sweetie, I think if you have to ask the question,
then you don't.
But I really feel like I should.
Just because he's a thousand times better than anybody else
you've ever dated doesn't mean he's the one.
I know that running into your ex's wife ripped your guts out,
but, boy, did it help me.
Oh! And here come your outlet stores.
Mm, there's even a Der Wienerschnitzel.
Yay! Der Wienerschnitzel!
Now, this show has some nudity,
but nothing you didn't already see
when you barged in on me taking a shower.
Oh. You stay here, I'll get the door.
Hey, don't change the channel.
What brings you by?
Well, what always brings me by after we fight:
Well, let me put the puppy in his crate,
so you don't have to look at him.
Bonnie, it's okay.
I know I haven't been easy to be around, and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I shouldn't have tried to tell you how you're supposed to feel
or when you should be done feeling it.
If you need to be the raging river, I can be the rock.
Lucky for you, I only go full river
about once every ten years.
Last time was when Derek Jeter retired
and they had that commercial where he was
walking through the streets of New York.
The last hero.
I think he likes you.
What's his name?
Well, up until this point, his name has been "No,"
sometimes "Damn it," and occasionally "Not on the rug."
Do you like any of those names?
Hmm? I didn't think so.
How about... Gus?
Does this mean you're keeping him?
I think it means I'm stuck with both of you.
How 'bout we call him Sebastian?
I already named him Gus.
We'll talk about it later.
Oh! Who's the best boy?
You're the best boy.
Did you like your puppy chow?
Was it too dry?