I'm telling you, I don't know her.
Tammy Diffendorf is not a name you forget.
Maybe she's someone from your drug days.
Everyone who wants to kill me is from my drug days.
No, they're not.
Hopefully, we managed to do some good
before the riot broke out.
I think my story touched people.
I saw a few tears.
Those were tattoos.
I think they really connected
with your story, Christy:
ex-stripper studying to be a lawyer.
They did, didn't they?
Like if they were to make a movie of my life,
that scene would definitely be in the trailer.
Well, I'm glad you all had such a wonderful time.
Meanwhile, some maniac named Tammy is running around
with my DNA under her fingernails.
Who the hell is Tammy?
-塔米 塔米 塔米 -妈妈
- Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy. - u202dMom.
I've got an idea.
You say the name "Tammy" 500 more times,
I'm gonna go thank my lucky stars
for a toilet with a seat.
塔米 塔米 塔米
Tammy... Tammy... Tammy.
Guys, I had a major breakthrough at the meeting today.
I mean, it was like a thunderbolt.
Every mistake I've ever made in my life is because...
Oh, my God! Tammy.
I was talking.
I know, and thank you.
That's when I do my best thinking.
So you remember?
Yes, I don't know if it's the coffee
or me not wanting to hear Wendy's story,
but it's finally coming back to me.
Maybe we should let Wendy finish.
Oh, come on, Marjorie.
A gigantic woman tackled Bonnie.
Tell me you don't want to hear the "Who," "What," "Why."
I think I may have mentioned in passing
that I was in foster care.
-没有 -不是吧 -真的吗 -你吗
- Nah. - u202dStop. - u202dNo, really? u202d- You?
Anyway, when I was 14,
I got placed with a family in Vallejo.
Ew. Vallejo? Sounds dusty.
I'd been bouncing from one crap hole to another for years,
but this new place was actually decent.
I had my own room for the first time.
I could drink, smoke dope,
sneak boys in through the window,
but then they took in this other girl.
She had these adorable French braids.
She did her homework every night.
She helped around the house with the chores.
她礼貌 体贴 开朗
She was polite, considerate, cheerful.
I hated her guts.
Having Little Miss Perfect around
was screwing my sweet deal.
I had to find a way to bring her to the dark side.
Turns out, I'm really good
at bringing people to the dark side.
-不是吧 -真的吗 -什么
- Stop. u202d- No. Really? u202d- What?
Anyway, she had this boyfriend,
another straight-A, goody-two-shoes nerd.
But the nerd had a penis, and that made him weak.
I had my friend Donna-- very chesty,
lots of tube tops, she's dead now--
I had her make out with him behind the gym
just as I innocently walked Tammy around the corner.
Oh, she was devastated.
Luckily, I had the perfect thing to comfort her.
Wanna get away?
Before I knew it,
Tammy went bad girl in a big way.
Even I was impressed.
She was wakin' and bakin', flunkin' tests,
buying vodka from the janitor.
Pfft. A month later, she was gone.
Ah, misty watercolored memories.
So, who wants to split a chef's salad?
A whole salad makes me bloaty.
Bonnie, you do realize
what you did to Tammy was wrong--
although impressively complex for a 14-year-old.
Mm. Not that impressive.
14-year-olds are pure evil.
I spent three semesters taking down an art teacher.
Tell me my horse painting was unrealistic.
What is it with janitors and vodka?
Our junior high janitor didn't have a hand,
but he always had vodka.
Are you saying it's my fault she's in jail?
No, I didn't say that.
Then what are you saying, Marjorie?
-让我来 -好 我真是受够了
- May I? u202d- Yes. I'm so tired of this.
"And so, I-I'd like to make amends
"For those terrible things I did to you
"When we were both struggling
with the challenges of the foster care system."
That's all I prepared, but I could riff a little.
Thank you, but I can't take full credit.
I've learned a lot from the program, but most of it is me.
Screw your program. I only went to that meeting
to get away from my masturbating cellmate.
Talk about addiction.
Is she top bunk, or bottom bunk?
I-I don't know why I asked that.
Let me get this straight. You drove all the way out here
to apologize to me for handing me a joint
and messing around with my boyfriend?
Technically, that was Donna, may she rest in peace.
Oh, she's dead? Good.
Now when are you gonna apologize for what you really did to me?
Well, um, I was hoping
my apology was, uh, more of a blanket type deal,
but if there are specifics,
I could tackle them on a case-by-case basis.
You got me kicked out of that house!
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