No, no, you got kicked out
'cause you stole our foster father's wallet.
No, you stole his wallet
and planted it in my book bag. u202d
They kicked me out and put me in a group home.
It was hell, so I took off.
I was 14 years old, living on the street,
doing stuff I didn't even know I was capable of.
Aw, Tammy, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, well, "Sorry" doesn't help me, does it?
'Cause you're out there, and I'm in here.
I spent the last 40 years wishing I never met you.
I'm so upset about what I did to this woman.
I can't eat, I can't sleep.
I'm haunted, like the guy who hears his own heart
through the wall in that Stephen King book.
-就像她读书似的 -我跟你们说 那是场噩梦
- Like she read a book. - I'm telling you it's been a nightmare.
Like she has a heart.
You know, a week ago,
I couldn't even remember who this woman was.
Turns out I ruined her life.
Makes me wonder how many other peoples' lives
I might have ruined.
That I don't know of.
总之 我道歉了 结果很糟糕
Anyway, made my amends, totally tanked.
Just wish there was something else I could do.
Happy to be sober, where every day
I get to discover new ways I'm terrible.
Anyone else like to share?
我来 克丽丝蒂 酒瘾者
I'll go. Christy, alcoholic.
First of all, the book my mother was referring to was
The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe.
I liked it better when she was stupid.
I bitch about my life in this room a lot,
但去过那座监狱后 我得说 我觉得很幸运
but after visiting that prison, I got to say, I feel lucky.
I met women in there doing time for things I've done.
I just didn't get caught.
It's funny. Getting into law school
has been such a pain in the ass.
I was starting to wonder if it was worth it.
But if some day,
I get to help just one of these women, I know it is.
Who knows? Maybe I can devote my entire practice
to people my mother destroyed.
But will I hear a thank you?
Hey, there she is!
They said you have a prepaid phone card for me?
And six pairs of underwear in various styles.
If you're not a thong girl,
perhaps you could barter them for snacks.
Hi. I'm her daughter Christy.
Man, how much did you smoke?
In her defense, she didn't know she was pregnant
till I fell out of her.
We're not here to talk about me.
Now, I went to the prison officials
and explained your attack on me was totally justified.
You get me my privileges back?
No. They laughed at me.
Actually, they were kind of mean about it.
And a little condescending.
Be sure to give the prison a bad Yelp review.
Are we done here?
No. The reason I brought my daughter is she's a lawyer.
Not a lawyer, not yet.
But I know one, and he's agreed to take a look at your case.
Yeah, we thought we could see
if there was a way we could get you out early.
Oh, that's great because I totally didn't mean
to kill those people and eat them.
Kidding. I robbed an Outback Steakhouse.
Just my luck, it was "Cops Eat Free" night.
I was arrested by 32 people.
Okay, well, did any of them get a little grabby?
This is our time.
I was tripping balls on mushrooms, sweetie.
I got no idea.
So, are we done?
- Uh, yeah. u202d- Guess so.
Listen, I-I know you hate my mom,
and you have every right to,
but you should know she genuinely feels terrible,
and now she's a really good person.
Well, she's a better person.
She's a person.
Let's go, Christy.
- Hey, Plunkett? u202d- Yeah.
Not you, Cigarette Baby.
Those people we lived with-- they end up adopting you?
没有 你被赶走两周后 我也被赶走了
Hell, no. I got kicked out two weeks after you did.
Stole her wallet, had no one to blame it on.
- Where'd you end up? - Chicken farm in Bakersfield.
Even worse than it sounds.
We actually had it pretty good at that house, didn't we?
Ugh. Yeah, they were nice people.
And they had no idea what marijuana smelled like.
I know, right? What did you tell them?
There was a family of skunks living under the house?
- And they followed me to school one time. u202d- Right.
-等等 你还画画吗 -什么
- Wait. Do you still draw? -u202d What?
You used to draw all those crazy snakes everywhere, you know.
On walls, inside cereal boxes.
I forgot about that. Remember I drew one on the neck
of that crazy red-headed guy when he was asleep?
- What was his name? - I don't remember, man.
- He was psycho. - u202dOh, my God.
- No one home in those eyes. u202d- Mm-hmm.
Ooh. Good in bed, though.
Yeah, he was.
You call it "Tequila"? I call it "To-kill-ya."
You feel me, right, ma'am?
Where are you from?
They're not gonna laugh. Sit down.
All right, you've been great.
It's nice they let us come back.
You ever stop to think
that maybe we're part of their punishment?
大家好 我是邦妮 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
我记得她 情况很糟 真的很糟糕
I remember this one. It's bad, it's really bad!
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