Okay, what spaghetti sauce do you want?
Well, I don't remember the name.
It's the one with that actor's face on it.
No. The one where the proceeds go to charity.
Oh. Paul Newman.
No, it's the one who does all those movies
with Robert Redford.
That's Paul Newman.
You're not listening to me.
I think you mean Paul Newman.
Adam says it's Paul Newman.
Sure. Let's try that.
Oh, don't forget popcorn.
I like the kind with the guy with that bowtie.
No. It's a funny name.
Call me back when Adam tells you
it's Orville Redenbacher.
不 别接待她 我是下一位
No! Don't serve her! I was next.
I mean, why the hell do you have numbers
if you're just gonna ignore them?!
I have 24.
I have 24!
-女士 请冷静 -别让我冷静
- Ma'am, please, calm down. - Don't tell me to calm down.
Just get me my thinly sliced low-sodium ham
or I am coming over that counter.
Back off, 25.
"I have 24! I have 24!"
Guys, you had to see it.
She was flipping out over ham.
Why didn't you record it and put it on YouTube?
I think they even have an "Old People Losing It" Channel.
But it wasn't funny.
Put some circus music behind it, it'll be funny.
"Old Man Sends Back Soup" Doesn't sound funny, either,
but hit it was a little...
There goes your afternoon.
It's weird to see your sponsor melting down like that.
I mean, she's the one I call when I melt down.
You can always talk to me.
I'm usually melting down because of you.
Well, I think Marjorie is perfect 'cause here she is.
Sorry I'm late.
- Nice track suit. u202d- Glad you're here.
We weren't talking about anything.
anything new with you?
Actually, I was at the grocery store earlier
and I did something terrible.
I bought cookies for the meeting.
I just didn't have time today to bake.
I hope you don't think less of me.
You're right, Christy.
She's an unhinged lunatic.
Laugh all you want. You weren't there.
Check out grandpa.
A pigeon steals his sandwich.
What's everyone doing Saturday?
Don't commit so fast.
That's how we ended up playing Scattergories
with her weird nurse friends.
That was fun.
I got my blood pressure checked
and I learned the word, "Penumbra."
I got a Groupon for us all to get foot massages.
-我请客 -免费的吗 我们有空
- My treat. - u202dIt's free? We're free.
What's a Groupon?
Oh, for God's sake, Jill.
Rhymes with "Coupon," Has "Group" In it.
Use your brain.
Marjorie, is everything okay?
Because you just cast quite a penumbra over this gathering.
You do seem a little cranky.
What does that mean?
脾气坏 易怒 好斗
Cantankerous, irascible, truculent.
看吧 吉尔 我也知道词的
See, Jill? I know words, too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay. I was at the grocery store today
and I kind of
saw you kind of yelling at the deli guy.
I wasn't yelling.
I was setting a boundary.
Sure, sure, sure. Sure.
It just that your boundary made the deli guy kind of cry.
Well, he skipped over me.
I was merely reminding him I was there.
Oh, the people at the Yarn Barn next door knew you were there.
This is getting uncomfortable.
I know. I love it.
I appreciate your concern, Christy,
but it's really no big deal.
Well, that was a dry hump.
Oh, Christy, I went back to that shoe store
and that cute sales guy that gave you his number
said you didn't call.
Why didn't you call? You should call.
Patrick and I just broke up.
It's way too early to start seeing someone.
Patrick doesn't think so.
Adam said he's dating someone else.
Why would you tell me that?
Because I don't keep secrets from you.
You didn't tell me who my dad was till I was 36.
That's when I learned my lesson.
I don't believe this.
Where did he meet her?
No. No, no. Don't tell me.
Where did he meet her?
At a yoga class.
I said don't tell me.
To be fair, you were a little flippy-floppy.
I truly didn't think it would bother you.
Of course not because you don't have normal human emotions.
Hey, stop yelling at your mother.
You at the deli,
that was yelling.
I am not yelling.
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