It's getting good again.
You totally did!
I did not! You're insane.
Uh-oh. Peaceful time is over.
Put yourself in my shoes.
Hi, Adam. How would you like it?
Hey, we've been through this already.
Hey, honey. I was just trying to be honest with you.
- Oh, please. - This is the part where we try to figure out
- what they're fighting about. - You were not trying to be honest.
You love stirring the pot.
I told you one, tiny thing.
"Tiny"? You call that tiny?
Why don't you just tell me if they're having sex?
Well, I've got it. Have you figured it out yet?
Do you really want to know
or is this just another one of your traps?
I can't believe you told her about Patrick.
I didn't tell her everything.
I'm taking Gus for a walk.
I already took him.
Hey, man, I'm not actually taking him for a walk.
I just want to get out of here.
All right. Spit it out.
What's she not telling me?
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm not stupid.
Everyone's pissing me off today.
你 帕特里克 我妈 玛乔丽
You, Patrick, my mom, Marjorie.
Hey, hey, don't say anything bad about Marjorie.
That woman's a genius.
You barely know her.
I know that she makes your mother apologize
every time we fight.
I don't know how she does it.
It's like watching David Copperfield.
How could Patrick ask me to move in with him one minute
and then run off with this yoga chick the next?
They're not running off.
It's one week of surfing in Costa Rica.
Oh, that's the part she didn't tell you about, huh?
He was gonna take me surfing in Costa Rica.
I even pretended to want to.
You know who can make you feel better about this?
You should call her.
There you go.
I'm not calling Marjorie.
I am calling this super cute shoe salesman
who is taller than Patrick, so you should tell him
'cause I am really, really into...
does that say Jake or Jack?
Oh, my God, this feels so good.
I still don't know what the heck a Groupon is,
but I am loving this.
Wendy, this is wonderful.
I made a wonderful thing happen. Yippee!
And just like that, you ruined it.
足底按♥摩♥ 约会 全在一个周末
Foot massage and a date all in one weekend.
That's right. I have a date.
You have a date?
Why, yes, I do.
I thought you said it was too soon.
Hey, if Patrick can go to Costa Rica,
I can go out with a manager of a Lady Foot Locker.
So you're using this fella?
How am I using him?
Well, you weren't interested in him
until you found out Patrick was dating.
I'm allowed to change my mind.
I think you're making a mistake.
Well, I don't.
I'd like more pressure on my heels
and more shut up from you two.
I know what I'm doing.
Don't say, "Okay," When it's clearly not "Okay."
Just say what you think.
What does it matter what I think?
You're just gonna do what you want to do, anyway.
I'm so tired of having you ask my opinion.
我给你意见 你无视之 搞得一团糟
I give it. You ignore it. You make a mess.
Then you ask my opinion about the mess,
我给你意见 你无视之 又搞得一团糟
I give it, you ignore it and you make another mess.
What's the point?
I always do what you say.
But lately, you don't do what you say.
Careful. Slippery feet.
Where are you going?
- Marjorie. - Don't go.
Careful. Slippery feet.
Leave me alone.
I could watch this all day.
Should I follow them?
It's the only thing that would make this better.
I can't believe you just stormed out of there.
I have a two-hour break while Victor has a caregiver
and this isn't how I want to spend my time.
And you think this is what I want?
I have no idea what you want.
I want to call you and tell you I got into a fight with somebody
but I can't because you're that somebody.
I'm not gonna talk to you right now.
You're my sponsor. You have to talk to me.
I don't have to do anything.
I don't know what's going on with you,
but this isn't working for me.
If we can't talk, you can't be my sponsor.
Then I can't be your sponsor.
- Fine. u202d- Fine.
...and apparently, she's a 25-year-old fitness model
who's got huge...
Oh, hi, honey.
First you and Patrick break up, then you and Marjorie.
Are you starting to think maybe it's you?
Could you just help me pick a new sponsor?
Absolutely. This room is chock-full
of strong, sober women, and Wendy.
What about Catherine?