Are you crazy?
You don't want a knitter.
You call her with your problems, all you're gonna hear
is "Clickety, click, click, click."
And then, she's gonna make you one of those butterfly sweaters,
and you'll have to wear it.
Look at poor Denise.
-好啊 吉尔 -嗨
- Hi, Jill. - Hi.
And not the delicious kind that comes in a bowl.
See? That's why I need a new sponsor.
To talk about things like that.
And I know exactly what I'm looking for.
Somebody who's sweet and gentle, like a drunk Mother Goose.
Bonnie, I saw what you did.
You knock over a cup of coffee, you clean up a cup of coffee.
You don't understand, I didn't spill that...
Don't care. Mop's in the closet.
Screw Mother Goose.
I want her.
Thanks for having coffee with me.
I've always liked your shares.
I bet you help a lot of people.
Probably, too many.
So why would you have time for me?
I'm sorry I bothered you, I should go.
Wow, you're gonna be a lot of work.
Does that mean you'll sponsor me?
Before I answer, I have one question.
Are they gonna do that every time we meet?
Now that's what chicken salad is.
Can you believe how much ice they gave me? u202d
My sweater's brown.
I'll talk to them.
Okay, good. Now, I'm gonna need you to go to at least
five meetings a week.
Wow. Okay, five it is.
And you need to call me every day.
Can I call you constantly?
行啊 但八点之后不可以 那是我的家庭时光
Sure, but not after 8:00, because that's my family time.
That's when I'm gonna need you most.
You call me after 8:00 and it's not an emergency,
you're coming over to watch Puppy Dog Pals with my kids.
You've got a lot of rules.
Oh, we're just getting started.
I'm here to sponsor you, not be your friend.
You seem to have plenty of those.
So I have a sponsor?
Do you want to split a cheesecake to celebrate?
I don't split things, I don't think cheese
should be in cake and I don't like to celebrate.
I'm kidding, except about the cheesecake.
That's a weird texture.
So, how long have you been in AA?
Did you get sober in kindergarten?
I died of a heroin overdose.
For less than a minute, but it certainly got my attention.
That happened to my mom twice.
Her fix was to steal a defibrillator.
学校 工作 还有什么
So, uh, school, work, what else?
Are you in a relationship?
I-I have a date tonight,
- but I'm thinking about cancelling it. u202d- Why?
Because I only said yes after I found out
my previous boyfriend is dating.
Do you think I'm using the new guy?
How about you just go out with him and see what happens?
My philosophy is, "Just show up."
Mine is, "Worry about stuff
till my hair comes out in the shower."
How's that working out for you?
I'm not wearing my hair in a ponytail 'cause I love it.
Hey. On the count of three,
let's laugh real hard so they think we're having
a better time than they are.
One, two, three.
Y'all made me look like an idiot.
You weren't at the meeting, you weren't at the bistro,
you didn't answer your phone.
I just wanted to make sure your cats
weren't feasting on your carcass.
Good to see you, too.
I thought about bringing you something to eat,
but I'm already way out of my comfort zone
just checking on you.
Victor and I already ate, but thanks.
You want some tea?
As long as I don't have to lick it out of a saucer.
So, how was the meeting?
Meh. You weren't there.
I missed you.
What's happening to me?
How's Christy doing?
Fine, she's getting ready for a date.
Something her new sponsor encouraged.
So she found someone already?
Does that upset you?
You gonna go all "Marjorie wants ham" on me?
I'm happy for her.
Just a little surprised it happened so quickly.
Eh, it's not that complicated.
Most meetings you can't swing a dead cat
without hitting a wise old drunk.
No offense, fellas.
You know, if it were that easy, I'd have found someone by now.
You still haven't found a new sponsor?
Uh, Bonnie, I had the same person for 36 years,
and then she drank, so shoot me
if it's taken a couple of months to find someone to open up to.
That happened over a year ago.
You haven't had a sponsor since then?
I've been sober a long time.
It's different for me.
Someone once said the most dangerous words
for an alcoholic were "I'm different."
Oh, wait, it was you.
Don't try to use my stuff against me.
But you have a lot going on.