What are you still doing here?
What do you mean?
Well, don't you have school?
What about work?
I killed myself studying for the LSATs.
I'm taking a few days off.
So you're just gonna be...
That's the plan.
What's she doing home?
She's taking a few days off.
So she's just gonna be... here?
Am I really that big of a monkey wrench?
别说傻话 听着 我走了
No, don't be silly. Listen, I'm gonna split.
I'm as blindsided as you are.
Adam, I didn't mean to chase you out.
不是因为你 克丽丝蒂 她走了给我打电♥话♥
Oh, no, it's not about you, Christy. Call me if she leaves.
What the hell goes on here when I'm gone?
Don't ask the question
if you don't want to picture the answer.
I watch The View at 11:00.
Is that gonna be a problem?
Can I watch with you?
Geez. Now there's someone at the door?
This day is a disaster.
-干嘛 -抱歉打扰 你是大楼管♥理♥员♥吗
- Yeah? - I'm sorry to bother you. Are you the building manager?
-也许是 你是条子吗 -我看起来像条子吗
- Maybe. You a cop? - Do I look like a cop?
The good ones don't.
Well, actually, I saw the vacancy sign out front,
and I'm interested in the apartment.
很好 双卧 双卫
Oh, great. Two bedroom, two bath,
first and last, you know the drill.
Can you be any more specific?
Uh, square footage, building amenities?
Square footage, I would say medium.
And, uh, as for amenities,
there's a weird guy on the third floor
who'll rub your feet if you let him.
I have a dog. Is that okay?
The building owner doesn't allow pets,
but if you slip me 50 bucks, we never had this conversation.
So it'll be our little secret?
See? That's what your $50 buys.
Well, this has been fun.
I'm Rita Gennaro,
the new owner of this building,
and we are off to a very poor start.
-你有什么毛病 -我不知道 我慌了
- What is wrong with you? - I don't know. I panicked.
You threw my whole day off.
Here you go. If it's not how you like it,
I'll make a new pot.
Please don't fire my mother.
You're sweet. We'll see.
So, how'd you end up owning the building?
What happened to Tony, who I never saw
except when he brought me my Christmas bonus?
My husband ran off with a home-wrecking slut.
Oh, no. Well, does that mean
you'll be bringing me my Christmas bonus?
You know, I'm divorced, too,
so I know what you're wrestling with.
Do I care about your life?
Nope. No, you don't, and you shouldn't.
So, what went down with Tony, whose toupee is no secret?
He woke up one day and told me,
"I'm leaving you for the dry cleaner."
I just thought he was announcing his errands
in a very formal way.
And then my world fell apart.
Your dry cleaner is a woman?
That's the interesting part of the story for you?
You just don't see it that often.
It's like a kindergarten teacher who's a man.
Not wrong, just weird.
Do you get money from the state to keep her?
I should, shouldn't I?
Well, Rita, this has been a treat.
Definitely pop in every couple of months.
We'd love to see you.
- I'm not done. - And she's not done.
I want this building to generate income,
and if we clean it up, I can raise the rent.
I could understand if he left me for some hot young thing,
but she's a tubby seamstress
with a mole the size of Coney Island.
So sorry you're going through such a...
Are we friends all of a sudden?
Well, I thought we shared a moment.
Now, I got a list of things I need you to take care of.
Yikes. Both sides, huh?
Can I hire someone to do this work?
I already did hire someone.
I'll be back Friday to check on the progress.
Or you could go on a long cruise.
Lot of people get a second chance of love on those things.
- Friday! - u202dCruise!
Let me show you what I think about this list.
What is the matter with you?
If she fires you, we lose our home.
Hold that thought.
Yeah, she's still here.
Oh, my God.
Are you actually working on the list?
Yeah. I got to thinking
if I do one or two of the easy ones,
it'll get her off of my ass for a while.
Is that duct tape?
Hey, I've never used a hammer here.
I'm not gonna break my streak now.
Well, at least I have
a nice, new car to live in.
Come on, baby.
Just till Friday.
Hey, watch your step, Mr. Munson.
I'm on a ladder over here.
Let me guess, you're finally hanging yourself?
I'm doing repairs around the building.
I figured you'd hang yourself before you did that.
- Ha-ha-ha. u202d- Hmm.
I'm coming up in a couple hours to install your smoke detector,
so make sure you're wearing pants.
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