I could say the same thing to you.
Get ready, Match.Com.
Whoa, that's a lot of nose.
Oh, look who's a girl.
Yeah, I'm just trying to take a picture for a dating site.
I found my son doing that same thing.
His makeup was more subtle.
Well, I recently broke up with someone,
so, you know, I'm trying to get back out there and...
We're not bonding here.
I found another leak in the laundry room.
The banister on the back staircase is loose.
Why aren't you writing this down?
Would I keep it a secret?
Hey, listen, um,
I know this is a little weird, but since you're here,
could you help me get a picture?
My arms aren't long enough to make my nose look normal.
I want to look pretty, but not slutty.
Available, but not desperate.
-聪明 但不... -好了
- Smart, but not... u202d- There.
But I wasn't quite...
Wow, that's perfect.
I hope you find someone quickly
because at the rate your mother's going,
you're going to need to find a new place to live.
No, no, no, no, she is trying so hard.
She really does love this job.
And my husband loved me.
Tell your mother
if she doesn't complete the repairs in three days,
But if you kick her out,
you're gonna have to kick me out.
Maybe the new building manager can let you live with them.
You could be like the cat that comes with the apartment.
不不 她会做到的 你会看到的
No, no, she's gonna do it. You'll see.
She's not nearly as incompetent as you might think.
Was that the light?
I'm adding it to the list.
Is she gone?
Where'd you come from?
I saw her car out front, so I snuck around back.
Ah, look at this.
"Take pictures of work when you're finished and send to me"?
Who does she think she is?
I got your first picture right here.
- Mom. - u202dOh, right.
Whoa! u202dNo! u202dNo!
Oh. You mean don't do it.
抱歉 邦妮 但我支持瑞塔
Sorry, Bonnie, but I'm with Rita.
If I don't crack the whip with my staff,
my swans will never get fed.
Oh, you and your relatable problems.
You've been managing this building for four years.
You know the job. Why are you fighting so hard against it?
Oh, look who's found something to sink her dentures into.
And I already ordered, so I can't leave.
Why are you sweating about this?
Just do your job.
Says the woman whose only job is shopping.
Hey, I am at those stores every morning at 10:00 A.M. When they open up.
I would've fired you days ago.
I would've fired her years ago.
- I would've never hired her in the first place. - You know what,
I don't have to sit here and listen to this. Screw you all.
Waitress, I'd like my taco bowl in the bathroom.
Well, this was not a good plan.
Why do I keep locking myself into smaller spaces?
I'm not going anywhere.
Well, then I guess I live here now.
What are you doing, Bonnie?
Oh, don't go all Marjorie on me please.
I hate my boss.
There's no underlying blah, blah, blah.
Oh, there's always underlying blah, blah, blah.
Are you trying to blow up your life?
Okay, let's play a game.
- Pretend I'm your boss. - u202dGood-bye.
That job puts a roof over your head.
Why are you so resistant to doing it?
Because I hate it!
I'm in my 50s, and I'm plunging toilets.
-那不是我的梦想 玛乔 -那你的梦想是什么
- This was not the dream, Marge. - Okay, what is the dream?
Well, I don't know, but it doesn't involve
chasing raccoons out of a garbage closet.
But that is the job.
Right. And if I do it well,
then I'll be doing it for the rest of my life,
and then that's just who I am.
we just found the underlying blah, blah, blah.
Look, you might not be doing what you want to with your life,
but that's not Rita's fault.
Bonnie, the job isn't who you are.
It's just what you're doing on the road to what you're gonna be.
I said shut up.
Did you actually want this in here?
No fork? What am I, an animal?
Got to say, these things are a lot easier
to drag without a body inside.
Adam, what the hell are you doing?
Fixing the fountain.
All I said was clean out the leaves.
I told you above and beyond makes her mad.
I just think if this was level
and the tubing was replaced,
that I could get it working again.
You could even have fish in here.
Fish? She barely kept me alive.
What will you talk about when you finally forgive me for the past?
I'm not overly concerned.
Just shove that thing back on the wall.
Hey, you know, don't ask for my help
if you don't want the job done right.
Oh, God, Rita's coming.
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