How do you know?
All the birds just flew out of that tree.
瑞塔 嗨 真是件漂亮的巨大花朵毛衣
Rita, hi. What a lovely giant flower sweater.
I thought I made it clear I'm not paying for extra help.
别担心 我肉偿他 给她吃立体脆
Oh, don't worry, I pay him in sex and her in Doritos.
Cool Ranch, family size.
So you two are together?
是的 这是亚当 我未婚夫
Yes, this is Adam, my fiancé.
- Hi, good to meet you... - Let me see the ring.
Nice. Just be careful where you send his shirts.
Rita, I want to apologize
if I seemed a little resistant
to what are obviously necessary upgrades to our lovely building.
You are the boss, so what you say goes.
Thank you for understanding
what everyone else who has a job already understands.
天啊 我在约会网上有匹配了 我配上了
Oh, my God, I got a match on Match. I matched.
Is it desperate if I call him right now?
I don't, I don't care.
You've done such a wonderful job with her.
Now, I've been looking over the rent receipts
and we have a few tenants that are behind.
Anyone who owes more than two months,
get the money or evict them.
Not a problem.
I have some experience shaking down people for money.
As part of my extensive... charity work.
Yes, that fits perfectly with everything I know about you.
Funny one, boss.
I'll find out whose bike that is.
Wow, Bonnie, you handled that great.
真好 你觉得我厉害 我在乎吗
Oh, good, you're impressed. What the hell do I care?
Why are you snapping at me?
Because I can't snap at her.
I love you, you're sweet.
Quick question, am I desperate enough
to have frozen yogurt with a magician?
I don't care.
Hi, Mr. Mysterio, it's a go.
Three months? I thought I was only two months behind.
Sorry to bring it up,
it's just the new owner is kind of cracking down.
So... where do you hide the cash?
Cereal box? Cookie jar?
Stuffed inside a frozen chicken?
Thieves never look inside a chicken.
You know what, I'm out of checks.
How 'bout I get it to you later this week?
I kind of need it now.
I could drive you to the bank.
I don't have it, Bonnie.
You mean like on the level you don't have it?
I don't know if you're looking at me, but I'm shaking my head.
You've lived here for a hundred years,
you're never late with the rent.
Hang on, you just put two of the big ones
in the Thursday slot. Is that right?
It is if I want to sleep till Sunday.
- Let me do this. - u202dYeah.
-一个萝卜一个坑吗 -是的 谢谢
- One in each? - u202dYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.
I'm not, uh, concentrating too good right now.
So what's going on?
Well, a couple of months ago, I got diagnosed with, uh, prostate cancer.
They found it early,
but they put me on a couple of medications
the VA doesn't cover, so...
You can't pay your rent.
Oh, I could pay it, but then I'd have a whole lot of cancer.
These ones are... Monday, Wednesday, and-and Friday.
There's got to be something you can do.
Well, I've been trying to avoid the building manager,
but here you are.
Son of a bitch.
- We just took a break. - It's been two minutes.
-不是你们 是芒森 -芒森是谁
- Not you. Munson. u202d- Who's Munson?
Blind guy who lives upstairs.
Oh, I like him.
One day we were hanging out in front of the building,
we made five bucks for doing nothing.
You guys should go out there till he makes his rent
'cause he's three months behind.
And he won't pay?
I'm not evicting a blind veteran who has cancer.
I'm not doing it.
He's got cancer?
前列腺癌 你要进行全面的体♥检♥ 先生
Prostate. And you're getting a full physical, mister,
including the finger thing.
And don't pinch up, they got to really look around.
Anyway, Munson can't afford his meds and rent.
He's got no family, no support system.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna try to talk some sense into Rita.
Calmly and rationally? Please?
Look, I made peace with the fact that eating crap
is part of my job, but this is where I draw the line.
Yeah, that's right, I draw a line sometimes.
See, now, that didn't sound calm and rational.
That sounded hot and "We get kicked out-y."
You're right, you're right.
It just burns me up that-that rich people like Rita
run everything and people like us and Munson get screwed.
I did stunts on a movie like this one time.
It was called Ski Academy.
The rich kids wouldn't let the poor kids be on the ski patrol.
The poor kids turned off the power to the lift,
so the rich kids got stuck.
Anyway, I got it on VHS if anybody wants to see it.
Here we are.
I've got two kinds of cookies, some cheese,
and a rogue chicken nugget.
Can I get you anything else or are you good?
I'm swaddled in luxury.
Now why am I here?
Here's the thing.
One of the tenants you asked me to evict is Mr. Munson in 2G.
He's a blind Vietnam vet who's now facing a health crisis.
And while you're the boss, and I'm on board with that,
I got to respectfully say... can we talk about this a second?
No. I can't afford to know these people as people.
I'm running a business here.
But they are people.
If I make an exception for every sad story,
where does it end?
Have you looked at this building?
If you live here, you have a sad story.
And now I rely on this building to survive.
That's my sad story.
We are this close to having a working fountain.
美剧 | 极品老妈 | 导航列表