So, I have what I've been told is a moral dilemma.
Whatever your gut is telling you, do the opposite.
That's what I thought at first, so I switched,
but that made me think I should switch again.
So now where am I?
I'm going back to my phone.
Give me a nudge when she gets to it.
Patrick's getting married.
And the phone is down.
I feel like he and Christy just broke up.
Men are pigs.
Unless he reconnected with a long-lost love.
In that case, aw.
It's the fitness model.
He hid the ring in her "A-sigh" Bowl.
It thought it was "A-kye."
You're both wrong. It's "Ah-sigh-ee."
Who cares how you say it?
It's just sherbert.
Actually, it's "Sher-bit."
How's Christy taking it?
She doesn't know.
Welcome to the aforementioned dilemma.
Why haven't you told her?
Because Adam's taking me away for a romantic weekend
at a spa resort in Reno.
Ooh... u202dOh... u202dOh...
In theory, "Oh..."
But how can I enjoy making sweet love to Adam
in our room with partial mountain view
when I keep getting FaceTimed by a puffy-eyed Christy?
I thought he loved you.
Go back to your phone.
Bonnie, part of being a mother
is putting your child before you.
That child is 40 years old,
and this child has never had a hot stone massage.
Oh, Marjorie, it's just two days.
Let her have some fun.
She's looking at a lifetime of partial views.
Exactly. I can just as easily
crush my daughter's world on Monday.
And maybe bring her a Reno snow globe to soften the blow.
She hates those things.
Not everyone does.
Dilemma over. I think she knows.
We can't be sure. It might be something I did.
Oh, please be something I did.
What's the matter, honey?
Patrick's getting married.
He posted on Instagram.
He gave her a ring in an "Ah-cha-chi" Bowl.
Let her have this.
You want a hit?
不 谢了 我已经吃了一坨饼干面团当午餐了
No. No, thanks. I already had a log of cookie dough for lunch.
I just don't understand
how Patrick can get over me so fast.
I'm a catch.
It's not you-- my brother just can't live alone.
So what, he'll just marry anyone?
What do the towels in his bathroom say?
"His and Whoever"?
Babe, you're just taking shorts and T-shirts to Reno, right?
-是的 会很热的 -当然会火热了
- Yeah. It's gonna be hot. - Oh. It's gonna be hot.
It's gonna be so hot.
I can still hear you.
Honey, are you gonna be okay this weekend?
Why don't you make plans with the girls?
Jill's busy, Wendy's working,
and Marjorie and Victor are spending the weekend
rediscovering their love.
- Oosh. u202d- Ugh. u202d
I need some chocolate syrup.
This isn't sweet enough.
I'm worried about her.
Me, too. You think we should postpone this trip?
No way. I can still worry about her while I'm on top of you
looking at some mountain and some parking lot.
You know, honey, we could go away together anytime.
I would not take it personally
if you went with her instead of me.
You're so sweet.
So what's the sporting event
you don't want to miss this weekend?
I'll admit, when I booked this trip,
that I did not know Edmonton and Calgary
would make it to a game seven.
And let me guess-- those two teams
don't like each other very much.
Oh, it's gonna get a little chippy.
But I really do think that you should take her
and get her mind off Patrick.
Trust me, she's gonna be okay.
She's stronger than she looks,
thanks to a lifetime of disappointment.
We didn't have any chocolate syrup,
so I just rolled it in sugar and Froot Loops.
I might have invented something great.
You are so lucky to have Adam.
What a sweet guy to give up his trip for me.
He shouldn't get the credit for this.
This was my idea.
He pushed back pretty hard, but I said, "No,
my Christy needs this""
I half believed you until you said "My Christy."
Yeah, I got greedy.
You know, it'd be a lot easier for you to forget Patrick
if you got off his Instagram page.
I'm not looking at him.
I'm looking at the giant ring he gave her.
How many karats do you think that is?
Am I focusing on the massive one
in the middle or the little ones worshipping it?
All it tells me is someone's overcompensating.
- He was pretty good in that department. u202d- Really?
He looks like a guy who'd have a wee dingle.
A wee dingle?
Yeah. Like a strawberry peeking up out of the leaves.
You can tell by looking at a guy?
Measure the distance between their eyes, multiply by three.
This is what it would look like on me.
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