Yeah, but if you took the ring,
you'd have to take the guy that came with it,
and you didn't want him
You know what? You're right.
I'm always right.
Name one other time you were right, ever.
What, that you didn't go on it?
Everyone said it was no good,
and I said, "Give this little boat picture a try."
What are you talking about?
It's the most popular movie of all time.
Thanks to me.
♪ 在外面的某处 ♪
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
♪ 在那苍白的月光下 ♪
♪ Beneath the pale moonlight ♪
♪ 为什么 ♪
♪ Why ♪
♪ 嘟哒啦滴 ♪
♪ Do, dah-dah, dee... ♪
What are you doing?
I'm singing the Titanic song.
That's Fievel, the mouse from An American Tail.
We'll rent it tonight. You'll see.
Ooh! Ice cream.
What? We're almost there.
DQ! DQ! Exit, exit, exit!
No! You can get ice cream at the hotel.
We came here to make me feel better,
and a chocolate Blizzard would make me feel better.
DQ! DQ! DQ!
DQ! DQ! u202dThis may be why I disappeared so much
- when you were a kid. u202d- DQ! DQ!
DQ! DQ! DQ! DQ!
♪ 即使我知道我们相隔多么遥远 ♪
♪ Even though I know how very far apart we are ♪
♪ 想到我们或许正在对着 ♪
♪ It makes me happy to think ♪
♪ 同一颗星星许愿就可以让我好过许多 ♪
♪ We might be wishing on the same star... ♪
What is happening here?
Love theme from Titanic.
What can I do you for, Officer?
Any reason you don't have plates on this car?
Well, uh, daughter's car.
She's inside getting ice cream.
You're gonna have to take it up with her.
You're the only one here, so I'm taking it up with you.
If I had to hazard a guess-- new car,
plates are probably in a pile of unopened bills on her desk,
and if you bug her about it,
you're gonna get a bit of an earful.
Hmm. License and registration.
Man, must be a slow crime day in... nowhere.
This make you feel like a big man?
Ow! Pinchy! Pinchy!
I was gone for five minutes!
What did you do?
I ran out on some parking tickets 20 years ago,
which wasn't a problem until we came to Nevada,
and you didn't put your license plates on!
I told you I'll get to it.
Oh. Okay then. No hurry.
All right, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait. Give me a lick of that before they lock me up.
Ooh. Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
Can you actually type with those sausages?
I do all right.
Well, pick up the pace.
We've got hot stone massages at 5:00.
I told you, this one's got a mouth on her.
Check out the space between his eyes.
No talking in code.
听着 警官 这都是我的错
Listen, Officer, this is all my fault.
I'm the one who forgot to put the plates on my car.
Hey, Sarg, you want me to write her up for that?
I could write her up for that.
why don't you head over to the middle school,
and see if they finished repainting that crosswalk?
遵命 如果嬉皮豆情况不对 呼叫我
On it. Call me if things go sideways with String Bean.
We have codes, too.
好了 普兰科特女士 跟我来
All right, Ms. Plunkett, follow me.
Oh. Oh, come on.
Is this really necessary? Can't we just pay?
Oh, sure, if you have $2,185.
Get in there.
If you don't want me in here for murder, call Adam,
have him transfer the money to your account,
and then go to an ATM and get it.
Is there a bank nearby?
No, but there's a hotel 12 miles south of here
with a high-limit ATM.
Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can.
Hey, real quick.
Isn't that a lot of ring for someone you just met?
- Go! u202d- Right, right.
Hotel, 12 miles north.
- South! u202d- Got it.
So which gang do I have to join to survive in here?
Wait. She's actually in a little jail cell
like Otis the drunk?
I don't know who that is.
梅伯里 安迪·格里菲斯 奥佩
You know, Mayberry? Andy Griffith, Opie.
- Adam. - It's so funny.
Otis would get drunk and then lock himself in the cell.
天啊 自己 牢房♥ 真难念
Boy, self, cell, that's hard to say.
Do you get high the minute my mom goes out of town?
Eh, pretty much.
Can you transfer the bail money or not?
On one condition: you get a video of her
raking a tin cup across the bars.
I don't get that either.
Stop being old and just send me the money.
Yeah, yeah. How much was it again?
I can handle the rest.
Well, how much is the rest?
I'll send it right now.
Can I ask you a question?
I don't know. I'm pretty busy in here.
How did you rack up 17 parking tickets over one weekend?
What the hell was going on December, 1999?
Y2K was going on.
A lot of dummies thought the world was gonna end.
Not just dummies.
我当时有个男友 叫戴尔 还是德韦恩
I had this boyfriend, Dale-- Dwayne...