that doesn't matter.
Anyway we realized, people freaking out,
good time to sell a lot of drugs.
So we hopped in our car with our hearts full of hope
and a trash bag full of Mexican Quaaludes.
You do know you have the right to remain silent?
Yeah, that's never been my thing.
Anyway, we promptly got really high
and forgot where we parked the car.
What'd she do now?
No. I-I can't pick her up.
I have someone in the cell.
Well, then, just let her sit there.
That'll teach her... something?
Yeah, a-all right. All right.
I-I got to go.
What'd she do?
I know what a "My daughter screwed up"
phone call sounds like.
You got one, too?
You just met her.
Oh, she seemed okay.
Yeah, sure, now, after I cleaned her up.
I pretty much saved her life.
吸毒 酗酒 跳脱衣舞 赌博
Drugs, alcohol, stripping, gambling--
name a problem, she's had it.
We lost our house 'cause the Packers didn't cover.
- Huh. - What?
Well, I just sent her
to an ATM machine in the middle of a casino.
Mom's in jail. Mom's in jail.
Mom's in jail.
Oh, come on. It's not the end of the world.
I took a swing at my teacher
when I was your daughter's age.
And look at you now.
I just don't get it.
For 15 years, Sarah was my little girl.
She told me everything.
And one day, she walks into her bedroom,
she closes the door,
and I haven't seen her since.
I got news for you, it's only gonna get harder.
But don't give up on her.
Sure, you're gonna want to pack your bags and take off,
leave her to fend for herself, and who could blame you?
Who does that to a child?
You kinda sounded like you were ready to split.
I just said it was hard. All right, all right.
I was just working with what you were giving me.
So what's to stop me from just
making a run for it right now?
But it's 110 degrees out there
and we're in the middle of nowhere.
别走 甜心 你给我带来了好运
Don't you leave, sugar, you're my good luck.
Let her ride!
hot out there.
You see any snakes?
Come on, baby, work with me.
Anything but seven. Anything but seven.
No! That's my mom's bail money!
I can give you a coupon to the buffet.
Can I bet it?
You are paying me a hundred dollars an hour;
at some point, we should probably work on your serve.
Oh, please, we both know
I'm a better tennis player than you.
Oh, my God, what?
I'm in the middle of a tennis lesson.
I am so sorry, but it's an emergency.
My mom just got arrested
and I need to borrow two grand for bail.
- Arrested? u202d- Yeah.
It happened five minutes ago.
You're the first person I thought of to call.
Text me something about your account.
I got to go. Bye.
This is her last year.
This is her now.
Wow, that's a lot of eyeliner.
Yeah, and you really notice it
since she shaved her head.
Uh, Christy was a pretty difficult teenager, too,
though some of that was hormones from the pregnancy.
- Oh, God. u202d- Just keep trying.
She's gonna keep pushing you away,
but one day that bedroom door will open again
and she'll be glad you're standing there.
I hope you're right.
I'm always right.
Never in a million years would I have thought
I'd have such a wonderful, loving relationship
- with my daughter. - Mom.
Where the hell have you been?
I thought you left me here to rot!
We'll talk about it in the car. Pay the man.
天啊 克丽丝蒂 你拿亚当的钱打赌了
Oh, God, Christy, you gambled Adam's money.
I did. u202d
So then I called Jill.
And you gambled Jill's money, too?
It all happened so fast.
I'm not sure I understand pai gow.
So what, I'm gonna do hard time for parking tickets?
Yes... 'cause your daughter's a loser.
That's why Patrick didn't want to be with me,
that's why I didn't get into law school,
that's why I hit on a soft 19.
- Oof. - I know, right?
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