Can we get the check please?
克丽丝蒂 瞧瞧 他们有特色软糖布朗尼圣代
Ooh, Christy, look. They have a fudge brownie sundae special.
Remember when you were a little girl
and we'd make those on rainy days?
Mom, we've talked about this.
You can't make up happy memories
hoping I'll think they're true.
Do you remember the kitten I got you for your fifth birthday?
Mr. Mittens? Sure.
Ah, so I can make them up.
Order a sundae, I got to pee.
- A sundae does sound good. - I'll split one.
I could go for something sweet.
No! No sundaes.
- I got to get her home. - Why?
Her boyfriend's back in town
and he's waiting at our house to surprise her.
The only thing waiting to surprise me
at my place is silence.
Is that really a surprise?
So when she comes out, no one wants dessert.
Jill pays the check, and we're out of here.
Really? So we're not even gonna pretend
to argue over it, anymore?
You order the sundae?
-抱歉 没了 走吧 -真扫兴
- Sorry, they're out. Let's go. - Bummer.
Hey, maybe we can stop at the ice cream place on the way home.
-不行 我得赶回家学习 -那你去开车吧
- Oh, we can't. I got to study. - Well, then take the car.
I'll get a ride from one of these guys.
- Who wants ice cream? - None of them.
Wendy's lactose intolerant; it's past Marjorie's bedtime,
and Jill only eats ice cream alone in the bathroom.
Come on, let's hit it.
Well, at least let's stop at the supermarket
and pick up some Butter Pecan.
该死 亚当回来了 在家里等着
Damn it woman, Adam's home and he's waiting for you
at the house to surprise you.
Oh, my God!
What are we doing here?! Let's go.
Nice work ruining the surprise.
Nice work ruining Mr. Mittens!
Okay, double check me.
胸 口气 胳肢窝
Boobs, breath, pits?
Not doing that.
Can you believe the waiter thought I was your sister?
Did you know... ?
Oh, you told her, didn't you?
Oh, who cares? It's still the best surprise ever.
Child in the room.
Oh... I thought you weren't done on the movie until the end of the month.
Well, turns out your boyfriend's a rockin' stunt coordinator.
Vin Diesel only had to jump out of a helicopter,
onto a moving train... once.
Bam, saved them two hundred grand.
Bam, got home to my woman.
And bam, my new thing is saying "Bam."
I missed you so much.
So what's Vin Diesel like?
Do people call him Vin or V or VD?
Probably not that.
She never could take a hint.
Why don't we head back to your place?
- Actually I'm staying in a hotel. - u202dWhy?
The guy I sublet to, he still has it for two more weeks.
But a hotel is crazy, you're just throwing money away.
Why don't you stay here?
Pay me half-- everybody wins.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to get in your way.
不会的 告诉他 克丽丝蒂
No. You won't. Tell him, Christy.
没事 我要上班上课 不会待在家里的
It's fine. Between work and school I'm never here.
Plus Roscoe's at his dad's all week,
so the Batcave is available.
If it's okay with you guys, I mean, that sounds great.
And the best part, no walk of shame.
Oh, please, when did you ever have shame?
Don't you have homework to do?
I actually do have to write a paper about trade embargoes
and how they affect international relations.
It's really pretty interesting...
Take the hint!
Ugh, my laptop.
I forgot my...
So no Bonnie again tonight?
I'm happy her fella's back,
but she still needs to get her butt to meetings.
Yeah, well, right now her butt's kind of occupied.
Wait, that sounded weird.
I'm a little worried about her.
Every time I ever put a man ahead of my sobriety,
I got myself in trouble.
You make it sound like you had a lot of men.
For your information, I was banging dudes
while you were selling Girl Scout cookies.
I think my mom is fine.
The two of them are so into each other,
it's like living in a Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie.
You know, if Tom Hanks couldn't walk,
and Meg Ryan was a bipolar sociopath.
I guess there's a lid for every pot.
I hope so.
'Cause my pot hasn't had a lid for over a year.
It's just an empty, dusty pot.
You need to get yourself out there and meet someone.
- Like it's that easy. - u202dIt is.
Maybe ditch the Converse and hoodie once in a while,
and let people see you're a girl.
Hey, this is what all the kids wear.
Who wants to tell her?
What is your relationship to the victim?
Is that something that has to happen right now?
Didn't know it bothered you.
I-It doesn't. It's just...
You know, I'm watching a movie,
ducking nail shrapnel.
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