I mean, you know, if I was sitting here shaving my legs
while we were watching the movie,
you might find that annoying.
Actually, I'd find it kind of sexy.
I'm trying to make a point.
Well, you missed.
I just got this pinky to clip. Do you mind if I...?
Do it, just do it!
Oh, you look nice. What's going on?
Jill's taking me out to meet guys.
Oh, well, you're not wearing your high-tops.
Maybe you have a shot.
-我去开门 -谢谢 亲爱的
- I'll get it. - Thanks, babe.
What are you guys up to?
Gonna get some take-out Chinese
and hump myself into a bladder infection.
Always the lady.
When was the last time you went to a meeting?
I don't know. When's the last time you got laid?
Yeah, so I'm just gonna be Christy's wing man,
you know, help her meet somebody.
That is so nice of you.
One of the things we learn in sobriety is to be of service.
Hey, stranger, haven't seen much of you lately.
Yeah, well, I'm seeing a lot of you.
Thanks. You ready to go?
- Yeah, let's hit it. - Good luck.
Bonnie, I don't need any...
You were talking to Christy. Got it.
- Bye. u202d- Bye.
I thought you were gonna be my wing man tonight.
What about all this says "Man"?
What do you feel like watching?
Wow, so we're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?
What didn't happen?
You couldn't stop staring at Jill's boobs.
Well, what choice did I have?
The damn things threw a shadow.
Don't, just don't.
I mean it, it...
It was noticeably cooler under them.
Oh, so this is funny to you?
No. Not really...
Forget it, let's just watch TV.
Oh, my God, you don't love me!
I can't believe you brought me to an AA meeting to meet men.
Oh, sweetie, this isn't just any AA meeting.
Oh, my God, they're all so pretty.
Don't be intimidated.
They're just like you, but better.
Look at all these hot guys.
Yeah. Some of them are gay,
but they're all fun to look at.
Hey, Jill. Good to see you.
She's got a husband and two lovers in this room.
I'll let you figure out who they are.
Oh, this is much more fun than "What did Marjorie knit?"
Okay, meeting time.
Okay, little advice? You know how when we share at our meetings,
it's all about honesty and vulnerability?
- Yeah? u202d- Not here.
Here, you're selling yourself.
So leave out the pole dancing and the poverty.
- Got it. - u202dAnd maybe don't mention you live with your mom.
- Okay. - u202dAnd no reason to bring up those kids.
Well, there goes my whole act.
Maybe together we're discovering
why your pot's all dusty.
I hate it when we bicker.
Me, too, but we are very good at making up.
We never used to fight.
Maybe me staying here is too much.
You know, I can just go back to the hotel.
No, don't be silly. I love this.
I love being together all the time.
You know what I like best about you?
Did you just check your watch?!
没有 我是说 是的 但我还在听啊
No. I mean, yes, but I was still listening.
You have some place to go?
No. I'm here and waiting to find out what you like best about me.
That ship has sailed.
Bonnie, come on...
Guess I can check my e-mails now.
Hi. I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic...
and a Capricorn.
I've been sober a little more than three years.
Now I'm not addicted to anything except yoga.
但那没关系 因为躺在地板上 满身大汗
But that's okay 'cause what kind of trouble could I get into
lying on the floor, all sweaty,
pushing my body to its limits?
I'm also stretching my mind.
I've gone back to school.
I'm pursuing a law degree, which was scary at first
'cause I'm usually the oldest one in my class.
But that doesn't stop all those hot young college guys
from, you know...
copying off my homework.
I love fighting with you.
I love making up.
Are we gonna fight about this?
'Cause I'm gonna need an hour and some Gatorade. u202d
I can't remember the last time
I felt this safe in a relationship.
I mean, growing up in foster care,
it's really hard to trust people,
but I trust you so much.
I'm gonna tell you a secret.
Before I had Christy...
I had this crazy idea that I could become a singer.
I mean, I'm not talking rock star, but
I pictured myself in a club with a piano.
*Some say love*
*It is a river*
I am singing, you son of a bitch!
So, what did you think of the meeting?
I didn't hear a word anybody said.
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