I was too busy being on my honeymoon with the guy in the brown jacket.
- Where'd you go? u202d- Maui.
The hotel gave us robes with our names on 'em.
抱歉 你是克丽丝蒂 对吧
Excuse me. Christy, right?
-是的 你好 -你好
- Oh, yeah. Hi. - u202dHi.
I'm Derek. I just wanted to tell you,
- I really enjoyed your share. - u202dThanks.
You know, I've been thinking about going back to school myself,
so I found that really inspiring.
- I'm glad. - u202dI'm Jill.
Uh, so tell me why'd you decide to study law?
Well, before I got sober, I frequently needed a lawyer,
so I figured, why not cut out the middleman.
Also, I wanted to do something worthwhile, try to help people.
Me, too. That's why
I give my housekeeper Botox every Christmas.
Nobody likes a wrinkly maid.
I see. It's terrific.
Uh, I've never seen you at this meeting before, right?
I usually go to meetings closer to home.
She lives in a nasty part of town with her mom.
Well, listen, uh,
if you haven't already had too much coffee,
- why don't we go...? - Do you know the guy in the brown jacket?
- Christy wants to marry him. u202d- Jill!
-抱歉 我不认识 -等等
- Sorry, I don't. - Hang on.
- What the hell is wrong with you?! - u202dWhat?!
- You're embarrassing me in front of Eric. - It's Derek.
I said hang on! I thought you were gonna help me.
Well, I'm trying, but now you're making a scene.
You know what? Uh, I actually have to go...
call my sponsor.
Thank you so very much.
What is your problem?
I was trying to get you and Brown Jacket off to Maui.
Forget Brown Jacket! I had a shot at Eric.
- It's Derek. - u202dI don't care!
You totally torpedoed me!
Why didn't you just tell him my kids have two different dads?!
Or that I was a stripper?!
Oh, you are gonna kick yourself in a minute.
Hey. How'd it go?
Jill vag-blocked me.
Adam's having a time out.
Christy, she won't give me back my chair!
We may have hit a rough patch.
So you took away his wheelchair?
What are you doing?
I'm helping the man who can't walk.
Oh, sure. Take his side.
What if he has to pee?
Marjorie's right. You need to go to a meeting.
Oh, my God, enough with the meetings!
It's not always about a meeting!
Sometimes it's about two people
who clearly aren't meant to be together!
That man is impossible to live with!
He trims his nails, watches TV,
he looks at his watch, sleeps!
How am I supposed to love someone like that?!
-妈妈 -我知道 我需要去互助会
- Mom. - u202dI know! I need a meeting!
There's a late one at St. Pat's. I'll drive.
That's it. I've had it.
You're out of your freakin' mind, okay?
你说得对 我知道 对不起
You're right. I know. I am. I'm sorry.
I love you. I'll see you in an hour.
Wait. What...? What did she just...?
What just happened?
Don't worry. When she gets back, she'll be a different person.
She's been three different people in the last hour!
-你回来真是太好了 邦妮 -很高兴回来
- It's good to have you back, Bonnie. - It's good to be back.
You know I find with my Victor,
the more meetings I go to, the better our marriage.
And I'm sure he appreciates your absence.
Good to have you back, Bonnie.
-你好像有点沉默 一切还好吗 -我没事
- You seem kind of quiet. Everything okay? - I'm fine.
- I'm fine, too. u202d- No one asked you.
Hey, I went out of my way to help you meet guys,
and you were nothing but ungrateful.
You didn't help me do anything.
You were jealous that Eric-Derek liked me instead of you.
Oh, get over yourself.
Eric-Derek went after the little mouse
'cause he knew the big mouse was out of his league.
Don't tell me what Eric-Derek was thinking.
You don't know what Eric-Derek was thinking.
-拜托 姑娘们 -别管了 让她们拌嘴吧
- Now, come on, ladies. u202d- No, let 'em punch themselves out.
What kind of name is Eric-Derek?
Just face it-- you suck as a friend
'cause you're threatened by other women.
I am not!
Come on, ladies.
Get my back here, right?
See? They're with me.
And you know what?
If I do have issues with women, it's not my fault.
All my life, they've let me down.
- Here we go. - It's true.
My mother killed herself just when I needed her most.
My therapist married my dad.
And my housekeeper does a really unflattering impression of me.
What does that sound like?
就是我 不过像南方人 而且很蠢
Me, but Southern and stupid.
Excuse me, but I never let you down.
You're right. I'm sorry I let my ego get the best of me.
But the thing is...
Leave out the excuses and just say you're sorry.
I forgive you.
Whenever you're ready.
别把账单给她 亲爱的 她没钱
Oh, don't leave her the check, honey. She's poor.
Ugh. I just did it again, didn't I?