You know, this is the first time I've ever lived with someone
and enjoyed taking care of them.
What about your daughter?
What about her?
So, you set for the night?
Yep. While you're at your AA meeting,
I'm gonna sit on that sofa and get happily drunk.
Alone, like a normal drinker.
Sorry. Traffic was brutal.
We better hurry-- we don't want to see
Marjorie's disappointed sheep face.
Yeah. That would be... baaad.
See you later.
Is tonight's meeting an hour or an hour and a half?
Hour and a half.
Are you and the girls going out for coffee after?
Anybody having any personal problems?
Jill bumped into her ex with his pregnant fiancée,
Don't worry, I'll pace myself.
I know you don't like having sex
with a drunk guy after a meeting.
-谁说的 我从未说过 -你确定吗
- Who said that? I never said that. - You sure?
Yeah. All you have to do is gargle,
and, you know, function.
Parking is available in the lot.
Please don't park in, uh,
any space marked "Reserve"
Uh, there's no smoking or vaping
anywhere in the community center.
You can smoke on South Street, but...
dispose of your cigarettes...
You know, we're late 'cause of her.
Oh. Well, then that's okay.
Why is that okay?
Because Christy's working two jobs,
going to school and being a mom.
How about what I do?
What do you do?
So glad I came tonight.
And now please help me welcome
tonight's speaker, Jeanine.
大家好 我是珍宁 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Jeanine. I'm an alcoholic.
It's your former lesbian lover!
So, so glad.
我高中时没喝酒 事实上 我当时是书呆子
I didn't drink in high school. Actually, I was kind of a nerd.
Mathlete, debate club,
puzzle page editor for the school paper.
Yes, I could rock a jumble.
I knew that I had feelings for girls.
But I thought if I got good grades
and stopped watching Charlie's Angels,
they'd go away.
I had my first drink in college--
an entire bottle of Strawberry Hill.
20 minutes later, I was making out with a woman.
Ironically, in a closet.
To this day,
the smell of mothballs gets me hot.
Oh, settle down.
I drank to be comfortable with being gay.
And then once I was comfortable, I just drank.
Every time I thought I had a drinking problem,
I'd just get a new girlfriend who was more of a mess than me.
She's talking about you.
I guess my bottom came
when I took in a drunken, bisexual, pill-head catastrophe
and her adorable seven-year-old daughter.
thanks to this program, we're all sober today
and we can laugh about it.
躺下 大兵 你死了
Lay down, soldier. You're dead.
I was so inspired by your story of
how you dealt with the tragic death of your wife.
I can identify, because I just ran into my ex-husband
and his pregnant fiancée.
You're right, it's exactly the same.
Thank you for your share.
Oh, you're welcome.
You know, when I was in high school,
I kissed a guy who's a girl now.
So I know where you're coming from.
Drunken, pill-head catastrophe?
Well, when I saw you sitting there, I thought I'd nice it up.
Well, if you're gonna tell that story again,
mention the heroin-- I've got a reputation to protect.
You got it.
And I'm not bisexual. I'm just... easy-going.
Whatever you say.
You were wonderful!
Christy Cracker Jack.
This was such a nice surprise!
Honey, it is always great to see you.
Hey, a bunch of us go out for coffee
after the meeting-- you want to join?
Is that okay with you, Bon?
Of course. I'm... easy-going.
Why do you torture her?
So, Jeanine, how long have you been sober?
Thank you. How about you?
Terrific. You sponsor a lot of people?
Last year, they all chipped in and sent me to Cabo.
真好 我帮助人是为了开心 不要钱
That's nice. I help people for fun and for free.
Ooh... sponsor cage match.
This is delicious.
I should bring a piece home for Adam.
Adam? There's a man in your life?
Oh. Yes, there is.
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