Last year, she brought in 200 K in commissions.
- "K" As in thousand? u202d- Yes.
Is it too soon to start kissing your ass?
Never too soon, Crackerjack.
Can you pass me a wrench?
月牙形扳手 套筒扳手 还是大力钳
Crescent? Socket? Vise grip?
The yellow one.
FYI, that's a crescent.
FYI, don't care.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Were you and Jeanine lesbians?
Where did that come from?
I don't know.
The minute she walked into the kitchen,
you started acting all twitchy like I am around my ex-wife.
I don't know if I'm comfortable talking about this.
I thought you said we shouldn't keep secrets from each other.
Hey, if you're gonna hold me to everything I say,
this is never gonna work.
Oh, come on.
Jeanine was gay, still is,
I don't know what you'd call it. Uh...
I had sex with her for two years.
Please don't picture it.
Oh, too late.
Is this gonna be an issue?
No, but I do have some follow-up questions.
All right, shoot.
You guys really do that scissor thing?
So now I don't know what the hell to do.
What if I spend thousands of dollars to finish college,
and then thousands more on law school,
and then when I get out, there aren't any jobs?
What if there's a massive earthquake
and the entire state of California slides into the ocean?
So, you're saying don't go into real estate?
No, I'm saying we don't know the future.
We can only make decisions based on what's happening right now.
Well, right now, I'm closing in on 40,
and when I finish law school, I'll be almost
Why are you whispering?
'Cause I don't want anyone else to know.
But do I really want to sell real estate?
Maybe. I don't know.
I do know I'd love to avoid paying off student loans until I'm...
So you got a big decision to make.
I know. What do we think I should do?
I can't make it for you.
你当然可以 做吧 做吧
Sure you can. Just do it. Do it!
Christy, I can tell you how to stay sober.
I can't tell you how to live your life.
Great. So I folded these stupid chairs for nothing.
I do have one suggestion.
What? I'll take anything.
Pray on it.
You used to get loaded every day.
Now you've been sober for three years.
The same higher power who makes that possible
can help you through this.
I don't know. I think my higher power's kind of sick of me.
Sweetie, God didn't save you from drowning
just so he could kick your ass on the beach.
You sure? He was pretty tough on his own kid.
...till he stopped.
You stopped them all right.
How else did you think this was going to...?
- You were the lady, right? - Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, come on! I want to know.
Mostly... we'd switch off.
How'd you decide?
Coin flip, high card, game of softball?
You really need to stop talking.
But... All right, fine.
You're gonna help me take care of this,
and then we're going to get rid of his daughter.
And don't worry...
Sorry. Bad start.
God, I really need your help on this one.
What do I do?
- What are you doing? u202d- Praying.
Mind if I join you?
Sure. Adam driving you crazy?
All right, let's pray.
You getting anything?
Not with you yapping in my ear.
Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.
She's not with me.
总之 我考虑了很多 跟玛乔丽谈过
So anyway, I gave it a lot of thought, I talked to Marjorie...
Marjorie. Hmm. What she have to say?
She told me I should pray on it.
Okay. Kind of hard to poke holes in that.
I know. I tried.
So where'd you come out?
I decided to stay in school.
Really? I'm surprised.
Can't explain why.
Just feels like the right thing to do.
For once in my life, finish something I started.
You know what?
I'm proud of you.
I thought you'd be mad.
Why would I be mad?
You're sticking with your dreams,
and you're doing it the hard way.
That takes guts, takes character.
You sure didn't grow up to be your mother.
I'll tell her you said that.
Oh, please do.
I made you a little snack.
That's so thoughtful.
No biggie. I like doing things for you.
Well, that's good to know.
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