Maybe it's not you, maybe it's him.
Well, that's an interesting theory,
but there's no way to test it.
You of all people can't think of a way to test it?
Hey. Thanks for meeting me.
No problem. What's up?
Interesting way of putting it.
I've been thinking a lot about when we were together.
- Yeah? u202d- You ever think about it?
Only every time I shower.
Remember when you and I were in this very car
outside small claims court?
Yeah. That was amazing.
For me, too.
Broad daylight, cops everywhere.
I thought for sure we were gonna get caught.
I sat on top of you.
I wasn't wearing any underwear.
I unbuckled your belt,
and slowly unzipped your zipper.
Where we going with this?
I'm getting a little turned on.
Only a little?
Well, uh, to be truthful,
I'm almost done.
Then I'll leave you to it.
-什么 -谢谢 伙计 你是个好人
- What?! u202d- Thanks, pal, you're a good egg.
I hate her.
What's with Steve?
He's outside crying in his car.
Steve had to be sacrificed for science.
The good news is, I still got it going on.
-妈妈 你不是吧 -别紧张
- Oh, Mom, you didn't. u202d- Relax.
I pumped up the tires, I didn't ride the bike.
Hey, if it bothers you that much,
you go out there and take care of him.
Wait, how does that help you with Adam?
Well, now that I know that I'm not the problem,
he can smoke crack with the Pope for all I care.
I wish I had an impotent boyfriend to go home to.
What's all this?
California wine, California pot,
California, here we come.
Bonnie, you need to give it a rest.
Yeah, we'll rest when neither of us can walk.
Sorry, not interested.
What do you mean you're not interested?
have a little nip and climb on board.
Again, high or straight, Mary Poppins never works.
Okay, maybe you don't understand, we're good now.
Hey, you don't get to decide when we're good.
Sure I do, I'm the girl.
Bonnie, I love you...
...but I'm thinking that you and me,
we need to take a break.
I'm sorry, honey.
This relationship, it's just not working for me.
I don't understand. Why?
Well... isn't it obvious?
You decide when we have a problem,
you decide when we're okay.
Uh, where do I figure in this thing?
What are you talking about? You're the guy.
'Cause I sure don't feel like it.
And I'm sure not functioning like one either.
Guess I should go.
I guess so.
I want you to know you're the best thing
that's come into my life in a long time,
and I'm really sorry I messed it up,
but that seems to be what I do.
Wait, hang on.
不 没关系 我没事的
No, it's okay, I'll be okay.
No, I think I'm okay.
Yeah, it's the da... damndest thing, but...
when you cry like that, it kind of, uh...
flipped the old switch.
Me falling apart turns you on?
No, I just think you being vulnerable...
Look, you want to analyze this,
or you want to put it to good use?
Wouldn't hurt if you kept crying.
The first time I had sex sober I was so nervous,
I had to call my sponsor before and after.
I called mine during.
For me, it was the first time I really paid attention
to what men look like down there.
I couldn't help wondering, "What was God thinking?"
Maybe he was high and figured he'd fix it in the morning.
Well, he didn't.
He just slapped those hairy ba-dinkers
under it and called it a day.
I was so self-conscious about the sounds I was making.
Was I moaning too much, too little,
should I be calling out the guy's name?
Oh, that's the other thing.
When you're sober, you actually know his name.
And not all names are good.
没人想喊出 再用力点 吉恩
I mean, nobody wants to scream out, "Do me harder, Gene."
How're you guys all doing?
Son of a bitch!
I can't get mad at you, I would've done the same thing.