And the tips I get at the casino
are fantastic, especially from old guys.
Lake Tahoe's full of old guys, so...
你应该来 妈 你绝对能成为傍大款的花瓶娇妻
You should come, Mom, you would be a total trophy wife up here.
Yeah, alcoholic waitress
with two kids, some trophy.
Are you dating anybody?
I'm mostly concentrating on work and saving my money.
I was actually thinking if I put enough aside,
I could move to France for a year,
learn a new language, maybe study to become a chef.
Sounds like you're doing really well.
Okay, I got to go.
My roommate and I are gonna go for a jog around the lake
before our shifts start, so I'll talk to you next week.
-拜 亲爱的 -拜
- Bye, honey. - u202dBye.
What do you think?
Every word a lie.
I know, right?
It was hard to keep a straight face.
So, what do you think she's really up to?
No idea, but she didn't ask for money,
so I couldn't be prouder.
Hey, it's the whole gang.
What's with him?
Oh, we need to talk.
Are you breaking up with me?
What's going on?
We had an incident.
Let's not overreact.
We caught Roscoe smoking marijuana.
- What? - u202dOh, no.
Again, let's not overreact.
It's just a couple of hits,
he was coughing like a rookie.
While you were in the house?
No, no, we were on our way to my friend's baby shower
when we realized that Baxter forgot the gift.
It was a box set of Curious George books.
Maybe not important, go on.
So, when we walked back into the house,
I looked through the French doors
and there he was, puffing away in the Jacuzzi.
Where the hell did he learn to smoke and soak?
And where did he get the pot?
He said a friend at school.
He didn't get it from you?
Of course not.
What do you mean, "Of course not"?
You smoke all the time.
You're more marijuana than man.
Excuse me, but Baxter no longer smokes marijuana.
Candace stood next to me
while I flushed my whole stash down the toilet,
longest 45 minutes of my life.
Are you buying any of this?
We're trying to get pregnant.
Smoking's bad for the sperm count
and plus there's fallopian tube issues...
I didn't say who had the issues.
This doesn't make any sense.
He was always such a happy kid.
Why would he need to get high?
Given how he was raised, you have to ask?
Are you saying this is my fault?
Well... I'm certainly not a drug addict.
Baxter, you might want to get her out of here
before I break that store-bought nose.
Come on, honey.
I had a deviated septum.
Yeah, and you're gonna have it again!
Chef Violet's looking pretty good right now, isn't she?
I thought we were five years away from having to deal with this.
He still eats cereal with pirates on the box.
I know, but it's happening now,
so how do you want to handle it?
I don't. I want to pretend it's not happening.
All right, then let's sit down and eat.
You're kidding, right?
Well, you know the kid's probably hungry.
Roscoe, get out here!
What do you have to say for yourself?
I thought they'd be gone longer.
You believe this kid?
That was pretty cute.
Let's get this over with.
How much trouble am I in?
Oh, I think you know.
Well, that didn't work.
Roscoe, after everything you've seen me and your grandma go through,
why would you do this?
I'm sorry, it was the first time.
I didn't even like it.
Aw, he thinks we're stupid.
If you're gonna lie to us,
you're gonna have to try a little harder.
I'm not lying.
You get that addiction runs in our family.
Along with lying.
What do you want from me? I said I'm sorry.
Where'd you even get the pot?
- From a kid at school. - What's his name?
- I don't want to say. - You have to tell us.
Grandma said that I should never be a snitch.
I said never be a snitch,
unless the DA offers you immunity.
妈 我再也不会这样了 我发誓
Mom, I'm never gonna do it again, I promise.
Okay, well, I want you to stay away from this unnamed kid.
I don't even like him.
Yeah, 'cause everyone hates the kid who gives away pot.
You need better lies.
But I'm telling the truth.
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