- Balls. - You need to get a job.
Actually, I have a plan that can fix everything.
Really? Do tell.
Well, you mentioned Luke, and it got me thinking...
You mean burger-flipping, can't-work-a-condom Luke?
I checked his Facebook page, and it says
that he's single and has a good job.
So I texted him a video of me doing yoga.
You know, like, downward dog, but tasteful.
I'll give you three guesses where this is going.
Don't need 'em.
You're back together with Luke.
Yep. I'm moving in with him.
What do I win?
It's a new grandchild!
Oh, that's him.
Don't mention the mono.
-嘿 -好啊 宝贝
- Hi. u202d- Hey, baby.
She's got bigger balls than both of us.
And now she's got his.
And Luke's making a lot of money now. Tell 'em.
I make a lot of money now.
N-No, tell them how.
Oh. I help design video games for this really cool company.
Um, they have weed and M&M's in the break room.
And he bought his own condo.
Is the condo in your name?
-是的 -很好 保持那样吧
- Yeah. u202d- Good, keep it that way.
It's so trippy, like, a week ago I was thinking to myself,
"Luke, your life is complete,
you have everything you've ever wanted."
And you wisely decided to shake things up.
I did when I saw Violet's hot booty twerking
on my iWatch.
Oh, what mother doesn't want to hear that?
Come on, let's go get my stuff.
You know, I just got to say,
it's great to be part of the family again.
It's very nice to see you, Luke.
You poor, clueless bastard.
Okay, it's official.
I don't like her.
Yeah. She's horrible.
I mean, I used a lot of guys in my day,
but I just sort of fell into it.
Drink with them, sleep with them,
maybe get some blow and a free McMuffin out of it.
But I never went into it with a plan.
Well... you always want your children
to do better than you did.
Oh, God, she is doing better.
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