Previously on Mom...
We caught Roscoe smoking marijuana.
- What? - u202dOh, no.
Roscoe, after everything you've seen me and your grandma go through,
why would you do this?
I'm sorry. It was the first time.
I didn't even like it.
Ah, he thinks we're stupid.
What do you want from me? I said I'm sorry.
It's a crutch that people use when, you know,
they're dealing with feelings they don't like.
I get it.
Is that why you did it?
- The truth? - u202dYeah.
We were out of beer.
Marjorie, and he's getting high,
and I can't help worrying he's gonna need his college fund
for bail and then he's gonna find out
I never started his college fund.
I know but...
Well, if you're just gonna be calm and reasonable,
I can't talk to you!
Okay, here he comes, got to go.
Love you, too.
How'd therapy go?
What'd you think of Dr. LaSalle?
That can mean a lot of things,
比如说 还行 或是
like, "Okay!" Or,
I like him.
I know I'm not supposed to ask
what you talked about with your therapist,
and I never would,
but if you want to tell me, you can.
Operators are standing by.
What's an operator?
Want to stop and get a slice of pizza?
No, I just want to go home.
I've been talking for an hour.
Sure, sorry, of course.
Talking for an hour.
Must've had a lot to say.
Did my name come up?
That's a yes.
Aren't you eating?
I went to a lot of trouble for this dinner.
Hey, I had to park
and go inside for extra sauce packets.
Sorry, I've got a lot on my mind.
He's seeing a therapist,
he'll work it out.
What are you doing?
Roscoe knows the rule--
if you're away from the table five minutes,
your food's in play.
He has been in the bathroom a while.
Should I check on him?
Not that this will stop you,
Kids need space, take it from me.
Is that why I didn't see you my entire sophomore year?
Well, I'm not doing that.
Baxter gave him space
and he started getting high over there.
得了 克丽丝蒂 他在咱家一样可能嗨了
Oh, come on, Christy, he was probably getting high here, too.
I'm checking on him.
Five minutes on your drumstick,
the clock is ticking.
What's goin' on in there?
What do you think?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Taking you a long time.
It's a number two.
Oh really, at this time of night?
This is when it wants out.
Well, you're certainly giving him plenty to talk to his therapist about.
What if he's smoking pot in there?
-罗斯科 你在里面抽大♥麻♥吗 -没有
- Roscoe, are you smoking pot in there? - u202dNo!
You want to plant some weed on him like a dirty cop or can we go now?
When you come out, I better smell poop!
Put your shoes on, let's go.
Where are we going?
Grandma and I are going to a meeting,
and I'm not leaving you here alone. u202d
Why do you have to go to a meeting?
Because if I miss one,
I start to get a little crazy.
Ready to roll?
Just waiting for him to put his shoes on.
Why are we dragging him with us?
Because I'm not comfortable leaving him here alone.
Why? There's nothing in the house.
What's he gonna do, smoke a bowl of Grape-Nuts?
Don't give him ideas.
Get in the car.
Let me finish putting my shoes on.
Would anyone else like to share?
Hey, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
Christy, I hope your son's headphones
are on nice and tight, 'cause
I got some grown-up stuff I want to share.
好消息 罗斯科 你是领养的
Good news, Roscoe, you're adopted.
So, I had dinner with an old boyfriend last night.
Thank you, Facebook.
I looked him up to see if he had gained any weight
or lost his hair.