Turned out, he hadn't gained any weight
but he had lost his wife.
Not to death, to divorce,
so it wasn't super sad.
we got together and I realized right away
that he was still loud and obnoxious and crass.
Then I slept with him.
But I did it with a clear head
and I knew where I was in the morning,
so that's progress.
Way to go, sobriety.
Christy wants to share.
I don't need to.
Tell her she can't make me share.
You can't make her share.
But I think you should.
Well, I'm still having a problem with my son
and as you can see, he's...
What the hell?
Where'd he go?
He walked out during Jill's share.
Why didn't somebody say something?
What were we supposed to say?
Well, don't look at me, I was dozing off.
- Hey! u202d- Well, next time, don't slow-roll the sex part.
Am I the only sane person here?
Okay, while Nancy Drew is solving this mystery,
Well, you just got a glimpse into my life.
With my daughter in a constant state of panic,
I find myself suddenly being the wise,
old voice of reason.
And it makes me feel like Marjorie and I don't like it.
Your mom's looking for you.
I'm right here.
Should we tell her?
I don't want her back, do you?
You gonna go get her?
No, I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm not saying you're a bad father,
I just want to make sure he's properly supervised.
不 巴克斯特 我没有反应过度
No, Baxter, I'm not overreacting.
What are you trying to do, quote the serenity prayer?
'Cause that's the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer."
Got to go.
What the hell's going on here?
We're watching a game.
No, you're undermining everything I'm trying to do.
What are you talking about?
I know what she's talking about.
- What's your deal? - Bup-bup-bup.
Maybe you don't know,
but we are in a crisis with that young man
and you're sitting here getting drunk in front of him!
I'm not getting drunk.
I'm getting happy.
You're making drinking look cool.
I make everything look cool,
it's what I do.
Don't you sass me!
Don't you talk to me like I'm a six-year-old.
Nobody told me I can't drink in front of the kid.
What's going on?
Why didn't you tell him
he couldn't drink in front of Roscoe?
Because that's stupid,
and I don't say stupid things.
Sure you do.
Wait, we're on the same side.
Oh, so now there are sides?
Everyone against me?
We're not against you, it's just that
you're trying to raise your kid like
he's the boy in the plastic bubble.
John Travolta. People didn't really
respect his acting chops coming off of Kotter,
but he showed some serious range in that.
What is wrong with you?
Turns out I am a little drunk.
All right, new rule:
no more beer in the house, ever!
- What about... u202d- No weed either!
And if he's coming over,
I need to know about it ahead of time!
- Why? - Because I need to know!
Okay, you're way over the line.
Don't you tell me I'm over the line!
A couple of years ago,
the only lines you knew went up your nose!
Crazy never takes a day off here, does it?
So it turns out,
my old boyfriend is a little less divorced
than I was led to believe.
What does that mean?
He's happily married and his wife was out of town.
I guess that's the end of that.
Well, that's the obvious move.
I'll keep you posted.
Where's your mom?
Oh, no, don't tell me you two are bickering.
Back me up here.
Her boyfriend was drinking beer in front of Roscoe.
That's a huge problem, right?
I don't think so.
Et tu, Marjorie?
Someone wants us to know they're going to college.
Of all people, I thought you'd see what I'm up against.
Well, Christy, you have to know that watching your son
every minute of the day is not the answer.
I think you're wrong. I think it's the perfect answer.
You know when I was a little girl,