but Jill's in crisis.
Yes, they probably can handle her without me,
but I'd rather they not know that.
I got to go.
Suddenly I feel underdressed.
Where'd you get the tiara?
Jill gave it to me.
She was Miss Buttermilk Biscuit 1997.
And you weren't. Give it back.
No. It was a gift
from a dear and possibly suicidal friend.
It means a lot to me.
Jill, time to wake up.
Don't you have things to do?
The Pilates class, massage,
something to wax?
Those things all sound so trivial now.
They are, that's why you love them.
The Great Grey Hope is here.
I don't know what to do.
She came over in the middle of the night all wound up,
then she crashed and I can't get her out of bed.
It's okay, I got it.
I understand you're giving away all your stuff.
I have a teapot for you in my car.
I don't want your teapot, honey.
Is it silver?
Jill, giving away all your stuff
sounds like a cry for help.
It's just stuff.
I'm still alone.
You're not alone.
Yes, I am!
I mean, you have a husband
and these two have each other.
- Real fun. u202d- Lucky us.
All I go home to is my housekeeper,
my gardener and my pool guy.
Well, there you go.
Be grateful for them.
They hate me.
好吧 你健康 在坚持戒瘾
Okay, you got your health, you have your sobriety...
A clean house with a pool and a garden.
Sounds to me like somebody needs a meeting.
Oh, why bother?
My life is pointless.
Okay, that's it.
You just crossed the line
from feeling your feelings
to feeling sorry for yourself.
So, instead of laying around here,
wallowing in self-pity,
you're gonna help someone less fortunate than you.
I gave them a watch and a tiara.
I volunteer at a soup kitchen once a month.
You're coming with me.
To a soup kitchen?
That's a great idea. I'll go, too.
-妈妈呢 -行啊 我可以去喝点粥
- Mom? - Sure, I could go for some soup.
We're not having soup, are we?
Hey, Charlotte, you're looking good.
This is Jill, she's helping us out today.
Nice to meet you.
Did she get a nudge from the judge?
Nope, just volunteering.
Oh, God bless you, sweetie.
不 上帝保佑你 因为你是流浪汉
No, God bless you for, you know, being homeless.
You were right.
A tiara would have been out of place here.
It's out of place everywhere.
How long do we have to do this?
Oh, for God's sake, it's been ten minutes.
That's not an answer.
You're not getting anything out of this?
No gratitude, nothing positive?
Well, I wouldn't mind getting the recipe for this cornbread.
You can't really be that self-obsessed.
Hey, I'm here, I'm spooning out this white stuff.
It's mashed potatoes.
Yeah, I beg to differ.
Thank you, Marjorie.
I'm glad we're doing this.
I thought it might help.
I didn't realize how wonderful it is to feel needed.
To take care of those who can't take care of themselves.
Well, you know, you can come back here any time you want.
They can always use the help.
I'm never coming back here.
But now I know what's missing in my life.
Well, that's terrific.
You guys hear that?
Jill's figured out what's missing in her life.
Great, what is it?
I need to have a baby.
- What? u202d- A baby?
Well, now I'm paying attention.
爱我 需要我 不能离开的东西啊
Yeah, you know, something that loves me and needs me and isn't allowed to leave.
Way to go, Marjorie.
那时候我就说 真棒 玛乔丽
...which is when I said, "Way to go, Marjorie."
I was just trying to give Jill perspective.
And it was a good idea.
That went horribly, horribly wrong.
So you guys all went to a soup kitchen without me?
Yeah, and it was full of good-looking single guys.
Don't get me wrong.
I love her, but Jill is the last person
in the world who should be having a baby.
Normally, I'd agree with you,
but I know a lot of women with no maternal instincts
who turned out to be great mothers.
Did you even think to call me?
This isn't about you, Wendy.
Oh, hey, I finally got to say it to somebody else.
This isn't about you, Wendy.
It's kind of fun.
I don't think we have to overreact here.
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