Sorry, a lot of blow went up here.
Still paying the price.
Come on, somebody tell me.
Fine. I-I was in a little bit of a hurry
to get you your beer, so I parked in a handicap spot.
Wow. That is not cool.
Agreed. Which is why I only use it
when I'm doing something for you.
Uh... Okay. Okay.
You know that I'm a big fan of arts and crafts.
Well, a while back,
I got an idea for a project, which now, in hindsight,
might have been morally questionable.
Or as the cop said, "despicable."
Oh, just get to it.
I made a copy of your handicap parking placard
and laminated it so it'd look official.
You got to be kidding me.
She's not. Show him the limp.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Here's the problem.
to laminate things.
行驶证 社保卡 各种卡片
Registration, Social Security card, you name it.
Call me crazy,
but once a document is covered in plastic,
it's just better.
This is not a joke, Bonnie.
I don't even use that thing.
It's for people who really need it.
-我知道 但是 -不不
- Well, I know that, but... - No, no, no.
I-I'm serious. I'm lucky, I can still get around,
but there are people in such bad shape,
going to the store is their entire day.
That spot changes everything.
- I understand. - Do you?
Because an able-bodied person parking in a handicap spot
is kind of the definition of "don't understand."
Christy stole sunglasses! She just took 'em!
The saleslady was mean to me!
Oh, my God, who are you people?!
Believe it or not,
better versions of who we used to be.
Christy, can I talk to your mom alone for a minute, please?
I've seen what I came to see.
Do we really need to talk?
Because I-I think I get it now.
I hope you're happy. Adam left.
I'm sorry. I didn't think it would go that far.
Says he has grave concerns about my character.
I haven't heard that since kindergarten.
Well, I'm sure he'll cool down and you guys'll work it out.
I hope so.
Where you going?
I'm too upset to go to sleep.
You know what, you have no right to sleep either.
I have confessed my so-called crime
and have been punished for it, whereas you don't even
have the balls to admit you did something wrong.
"I'm a good person.
She was mean to me. I give a penny."
Oh, yeah, how about you?
"I love to laminate things,
Hi. I don't know if you remember me.
I was in yesterday with my mom.
We bought that scarf.
Oh, sure, Walgreens.
That scarf was a sale item,
so I'm sorry, you can't return it.
No, I don't want to return it.
The reason I'm here is because...
Sugar Magnolia. Can I help you?
Oh, hello, Mrs. Crawford.
No, I'm not busy.
A little busy.
Yeah, your shoes came in this morning.
Oh, they're gorgeous.
Excuse me, you were helping me.
Yes, and now I'm helping Mrs. Crawford.
Yes, I'm here till 6:00.
In fact, I'll pull some other new items that came in.
Oh, there's an adorable...
Would anyone else like to share?
I'm Marjorie, and I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not feeling very good about myself right now.
Last night, my husband and I were supposed to have dinner
with his family, which...
I don't know how to describe it.
Anyway, just as we were about to leave,
I told Victor that I had an AA emergency
and I had to go meet with one of my sponsees.
So I lied to my husband.
And yeah, maybe it was a small, one-time thing,
but, uh, I believe everything we do
brings us either closer or further away from a drink.
And this one brought me closer.
So I need to fix it.
You know, I sit here and listen to your crap!
Sorry I'm late. I-I couldn't find a parking spot.
I mean, there was one, but... not for me.
Happy to walk, grateful to walk.
So, I'm here.
What couldn't you tell me on the phone?
I wanted to be looking in your eyes when I say...
Move it along, Bonnie.
I understand what I did was wrong.
And I'm not gonna try to justify it
by telling you I was raised in the foster system
with no one to teach me the difference between right and wrong,
or that I ran away when I was 13, lived on the streets,
eating only what I could steal,
until I got pregnant and ended up sleeping in my car.
Well, it wasn't my car, it was a car.
if you're trying to apologize,
Believe it or not, I am trying.
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