- Good morning. u202d- Bite me.
What's your problem?
Okay, here's the thing.
I am so happy you found love,
and I'm glad Adam feels comfortable enough
to spend the night here.
But you got to know, I can hear every thing you do
all freakin' night long.
对 打屁屁的笨蛋 所有都听到了
Yes, you ass-slapping fool, everything.
I'm so sorry.
Just keep in mind that our apartment has thin walls
and your daughter's insurance doesn't cover therapy.
Did you try the noise-canceling headphones I got you?
Oh, yeah, right away.
And they're great for airplanes and garbage trucks,
but no match for my mother announcing
that she's been a bad girl and needs to take her medicine.
To be fair, I was pretty naughty.
Just so you know, I'm waiting for you guys
to wrap this up so I can get some coffee.
Oh, God, get in here.
Sorry you had to hear all that.
Right back at you.
No, no, no, no, this is good.
We're all adults, we can have a conversation about physical love
and the noises that...
How about we just say we'll be quiet and move on?
- Thank you. - Changing the subject.
- Please. - You got plans this weekend?
Just library sex, why?
My friend Mitch and his wife are coming up to Napa.
I was thinking it's about time my best buddy met my best girl.
That sounds great, set it up.
Is this the Mitch who directed the movie you worked on?
Yeah, but we go way back.
He's the closest thing I have to a brother.
Well, that's saying something 'cause you have a brother.
I'm gonna call him.
You're gonna love him.
Meeting the best friend, that's serious.
I know. I'm a little nervous.
You should be; if the best friend doesn't like you,
you're back to slapping your own ass.
I'd lend you my crystal stemware,
but I'm afraid in your apartment
it would just look stolen.
what are you planning on serving these people?
I don't know. Christy?
Depends on what they're throwing away at the restaurant.
You don't seem really prepared for this.
I'm not; I've never had a boyfriend
who wanted to introduce me to anybody.
Not even during a three-way.
I had a boyfriend introduce me to his best friend,
then he married him.
Do you need a bread maker? I've got three.
I wasn't gonna make bread.
Do they expect me to make bread?
What are you gonna dip in the fondue?
I was just gonna buy bread.
Bonnie, these are Hollywood people.
They are not gonna eat bread out of a bag.
You know what, this is too much pressure.
I'm just gonna break up with Adam.
Relax, I'm sure you can pretend to be a good person
long enough for them to like you.
And if it goes well with the friends,
he'll probably want to introduce you to his parents.
That'll be fun.
"I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Bonnie.
"She's sober a year and a half,
but you still might want to hide the Nyquil"
I look forward to when you fall in love.
My plan is to wait till you're dead.
Whoa, look at that.
-亲爱的 太棒了 -谢谢
- Baby, this is awesome. - Thank you.
Jill said presentation is all about levels.
And check this out, a crystal bowl for the olive pits,
so you don't have to spit 'em in your hand.
What's that thing in the middle?
Fondue, or as you might know it,
Hey, look, it's Martha Stewart.
We have both been in jail.
Oh, God, please don't tell them that.
Unless they'd think it's cool.
Oh, don't worry about it,
Mitch and Leanne are just regular people.
So what are your plans?
Well, we're gonna hit a couple of wineries,
and then we're going out for dinner.
Wine tasting-- that ought to be fun for you.
I have games on my phone.
Oh, I almost forgot, curtsy when you meet Leanne,
- she's British royalty. - What?
I'm screwing with you; she's a makeup girl from Buffalo.
You should've made her curtsy.
Hi, welcome. Bonnie.
I'm Mitch, this is Leanne.
Thank you so much for having us.
My pleasure. Please come in.
Yo, Professor Nutsack!
How are you, my man?
Aren't you glad you made bread?
琳恩 米奇 这是我女儿克丽丝蒂
Leanne, Mitch, this is my daughter Christy.
Hi, Christy. u202d
Nice to meet you both. I'm sorry I have to go,
I have a class and then work.
- What do you do? - u202dI'm a waitress at the Rustic Fig.
Oh, we heard about that place.
We wanted to eat there.
You're about to.
Time to go.
- Bye.- u202dBye.
Oh, she seems sweet.
Please, everybody sit down.
Okay-- oh, we-we brought you a little gift.
Adam said you don't drink anymore,
but it's good when you have company.
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