- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, you don't have to.
-我来开 -不 好吧 去开吧
- No, I'll open it. - No, no, yeah, just go ahead and do it.
Well, just-just one glass, though.
We're still going wine tasting, right?
No, I drove all the way to Napa Valley
to hang out with Stinky Dickweed.
I look forward to hearing
where that nickname came from.
That's a funny story, actually.
We were shooting on location in Malaysia,
and your brilliant boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea
to hide his pot in his underwear.
Yeah, and when we smoked it,
it smelled suspiciously like my balls.
Everything's fine, Marjorie,
I was just too tired to make the meeting.
Yeah, I need a good night's sleep.
Thanks, talk to you tomorrow.
Get him, Mitch, get him!
Who's your daddy, Ironside?
Come on, stop holding back!
I'm trying to make it a fair fight.
Hey, Leanne, hold my feet.
我来了 亲爱的 好
I got you, baby. Okay.
All right, here comes the pain!
u202dAah! Let go of my junk!
that's why we call Mitch "Professor Nutsack."
So no wineries?
We never left the apartment.
They just stayed here and drank.
Where'd all the booze come from?
The trunk of their car.
They brought it from L.A.
in case there wasn't enough wine in Napa Valley.
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
And there might not be.
I'm so drunk, I can't feel my legs.
Hey, hen party in the kitchen!
Look, it's the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Hey, um, Christy, can I-- can I tell you something
that I've been thinking about all night?
You should go home and I should go to bed?
I could make you so pretty.
Didn't Adam tell you?
I'm a professional makeup artist.
It's my job to make people like you pretty.
I'm a professional makeup artist!
Mommy, help me.
I'd kind of like to see what she can do.
Thanks for easing up on the drinking.
That was a good call, babe.
All things in moderation.
They both really like you.
Oh, my God, I'm gorgeous. u202dMm-hmm.
You-You look like you're in your 30s again.
I am in my 30s.
So am I.
Hey. Whoa, you look amazing.
- Thank you. - u202dThank you.
Leanne, I was told to bring you this.
- Gracias. - u202dNow, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go to the bathroom.
The hot cheese is making its move.
You really are good at what you do.
My secret is,
keep applying makeup until it's something you want to sit on.
You're kidding, right?
Mm, of course, I'm kidding.
You know, I admire you.
Your opinion used to mean a great deal to me.
Seriously, like, staying sober when you got nothing going on,
and it kind of makes you a little boring,
Again, thank you.
Good on ya, Bonnie lass!
Where'd you just go?
You know, I got sober once.
-真的吗 -是的 我去参加过几次互助会
- Really? - u202dYep, I went to a couple of meetings,
I heard the spiel, I bought a book,
and then one night I'm looking around the room
对自己说 米奇 这些人和你不是一类人
and I said to myself, "Mitch, these aren't your people,
"These people are quitters.
"You're not a quitter,
"You're the opposite of that,
you're a successful film director""
Mm. u202dNot that way.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Bad! Bad hand!
We-We-We talked about that.
Thank God I brought my good hand.
You're Adam's friend,
and you're really drunk right now, so I'm gonna be a sport
and give both your hands a pass.
But if it ever happens again,
I will hit you so hard,
you'll be crapping teeth for a week.
God help me, it might be worth it.
And three double cheeseburgers.
Two large fries...
With cheese and a chicken sandwich.
...and a chicken sandwich.
And a burrito.
They don't have burritos.
Why don't they have burritos?
Why don't you have burritos?!
I think that's it.
Oh! Oh, and a crunchy candy cookie cup.
I-I think we've got enough.
曲奇杯 曲奇杯 曲奇杯
Cookie cup, cookie cup, cookie cup!
So... three cookie cups?
- Sure. - u202dYes.
It'll be $52.75.
Please drive forward.
you and... you and Adam are cute together.
Is he still good in bed?
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