Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about it before the meeting tomorrow.
I got to go.
Who was that?
You called her?
She called me.
Why would she call you?
She's having some problems with Victor.
Oh, God. What?
As it turns out, he has some sexual needs
that are causing her to reevaluate some...
Okay. Heard enough.
Yeah. I suggested some breathing exercises
that might relax her.
Oh, I also told her she needed a safe word.
Good night, Mom.
Wait a minute.
Marjorie doesn't call you about sex.
You guys are throwing me a surprise party, aren't you?
Come on, my birthday's on Saturday.
You and the girls have been
whispering around me the past few days.
Well, if you must know, we've been whispering about your haircut.
We were gonna loop you in once it grew out.
What's wrong with my haircut?
You look like a woman playing a small boy in a play.
You're throwing me a party.
Just so you know, I'm working Saturday night,
so it would have to be Friday.
And I love karaoke and taco bars.
Oh, and don't let Marjorie make her German chocolate cake.
The Berlin Wall went down easier.
Two months-- that's what we've been whispering about.
Everyone knows except me?
She told us not to tell you.
Why are you telling me now?
Because I want to go to sleep.
I can't believe she's freezing me out.
Well, she probably took it personally when you told her
she wouldn't be a good mother.
She wouldn't and you know it.
Yeah, but I didn't say it to her face
in a fertility clinic five minutes before she had her eggs extracted.
Was I supposed to wait till the doctor greased up the speculum?
You know I hate that word.
And what did she think, that I wasn't gonna notice
when she started showing?
No. But she's really happy right now,
and she didn't want you to ruin her joy.
Wait till she's up all night with a screaming baby,
that's what'll ruin her joy.
Yeah. And that right there is why you
won't be getting an invite to the baby shower,
which will be here, so make yourself scarce.
You know what?
I don't care.
Let her have a baby.
Hope it all works out great.
None of my business.
Oh. I just realized what I can get you for your birthday-- a hat.
I for one am glad you told Christy.
I'm not comfortable lying to people.
That's 'cause you don't do it enough.
It's a muscle, you got to work it.
She actually thought all the whispering
was us planning her surprise birthday party.
Oh, that's right, it's her birthday this weekend.
Hey, how about we really do throw her a surprise party?
Oh, that's a great idea.
I can make my German chocolate cake.
Oh! It is Christy's favorite.
Wait, I don't know if you're telling the truth or not.
And that's what makes me
the most interesting person at this table.
You don't have to "Shh" anymore.
I know Jill's pregnant. And you hate my hair.
We don't hate it, we're just afraid you were drinking again.
Christy, why don't you reach out to Jill and make up?
I tried. You saw.
I mean, how many times do you have to apologize
for telling somebody that they're an entitled princess
who has no clue how to raise a child?
I'm gonna go with 23.
It's like when your friend breaks up with a guy,
and you tell her that you always hated him and then
they end up getting married. What do you do?
你参加婚礼 洒下祝福之米 生活继续
You show up, you throw rice, you move on.
Actually, you're not supposed to throw rice anymore.
The birds choke on it.
很好 温蒂 你完全抓住了她的重点
Good, Wendy. You got the point she was making.
Christy, the baby train is leaving the station.
You need to hop on board.
Hey, you got the hat for it.
But why do I have to be the one to apologize?
She said I was a lousy mother.
I've met your kids. She's not wrong.
What are you gonna do, stay angry at Jill forever?
Which forces us all to choose sides.
Choose sides? You're my mother.
对 但她超有钱 我是可以被收买♥♥的
Yeah, but she's got a lot of money and I can be bought.
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
Well, let's see, things have been going
pretty good the last few weeks.
Um, finally finished the remodel of my master bathroom,
so my marble nightmare is over.
We all know how good that feels.
Let's see, what else?
Oh, I can't keep a secret.
I'm gonna have a baby!
It's a little early to talk about it,
but I'm just so thrilled and I didn't want
y'all thinking I'm turning into a fatty.
It's crazy how much I love this little biscuit cooking inside me,
and I just can't wait for her
to get here and start loving me back.
I'm gonna dress her up, and take her on long walks,