and play in the park...
You realize she could be talking about a Chihuahua.
I'd be lying if I said doing this on my own wasn't scary.
But ever since I've been sober,
I've never had to do anything alone.
And I think it's gonna be the same way with this.
So... thank you.
告诉大家 我是怀孕了 不是胖了
And spread the word-- baby bump, not muffin top.
Would anyone else like to share?
大家好 我是温蒂 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Wendy, and I'm an alcoholic...
-我很为你高兴 -你好 温蒂
- I'm really happy for you. - Hi, Wendy.
I know I'm not supposed to crosstalk, but...
One down, 22 to go.
What do you think?
Oh, Jill, it's beautiful.
This is nicer than my house.
Well, I should hope so.
What's a nursery without a crystal chandelier?
I know, right?
My daughter will never have to know
the horrors of recessed lighting.
Oh, my stork alert.
Yeah. It's this app I signed up for.
It sends me texts to tell me about my baby's progress.
Day 54-- she's a little bigger than a blueberry.
Hey, I had some of your babies
on my Rice Krispies this morning.
Bonnie, just because you think it,
doesn't mean you have to say it.
Can you guess what I'm thinking right now?
It's okay, Marjorie.
Nothing can bring me down.
Look at me, I'm glowing,
and I didn't even get my peel this week.
Since you're in such a good mood,
why don't you come to my house Friday night,
we're having a little party.
我们喜欢派对 对吧 小公主
Oh, we love parties. Don't we, princess?
Yeah, it's for Christy's birthday.
She's hating for two, now.
Come on, Jill.
You guys have been best friends for so long.
Yeah, well, not anymore.
Friends support each other.
As far as I'm concerned, she's dead to me.
And when someone's dead to me,
I don't go to their birthday parties,
because, you know, they're dead.
*We are never, ever*
*Ever getting back together*
Sorry, you're making my teeth hurt.
Come on, help me with these balloons.
I was better at karaoke when I was drinking.
I wasn't there, but no you weren't.
Oh, God. Surprise!
Calm down, it's just me.
Welcome to the party, Marjorie!
Ready to get freaky?
Lovely. I made my German chocolate cake.
Christy's gonna be so excited!
Oh, I hope she changed her mind about coming.
Hi, honey, what's going on?
If you ever want to tie something to your ankle
when you jump off a bridge...
Oh, my God, you guys!
-克丽丝蒂 -妈妈 是我
- Yeah. Christy? - Mom, it's me.
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Oh honey, I'm sorry.
We had to run over to Jill's.
I've got really bad news.
She lost the baby.
She won't eat.
- Did she see I put bacon on it? - I don't know.
好吧 给我 我吃
Well, all right, give it here. I'll eat it.
It's a sin to waste bacon.
This is just heartbreaking.
But Jill's been through a lot in her life,
she'll get through this.
And she'll get through it sober.
It's kind of a shame.
The doctor gave her some quality narcotics.
"Kind of a shame"?
Yeah, she can't take 'em
and you won't let me sell 'em.
Eat your bacon.
喂 妈妈 有人吗
Hello? Mom? Anybody?
How's she doing?
Apparently she had a routine checkup with her doctor,
and they couldn't find the heartbeat.
I want to see her.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Mom, we had a fight.
Friends fight sometimes.
I'll bring her some tea.
That's mine, but okay.
Hey, can I come in?
What are you doing here?
I'm your friend. I love you.
Just go away.
Jill, please, just give me a minute.
I brought tea.
I don't want tea.
Okay, well, I'll just put--
are you a coaster person?
Just put it down.
I want you to know how sorry I am.
Why would you be sorry?
You didn't want me to have this baby in the first place.
Well, you win.
Oh, my God, Jill.
I would never want this to happen.
Just get out.
I can't tell her "I told you so," but you guys know.
She hates me.
Honey, she's just been through a lot
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