Ten minutes. 20 minutes.
Really, two minutes for a nickel?
When did I get a peso?
Any chance you could lend me a quarter?
Lend you? Are you a good credit risk?
Terrible... but I think you probably have 30 cents
of good karma coming at you.
Oh, in that case, why don't I just give you
the full two hours?
Oh, thank you.
No, thank you.
This hopefully makes up
for all those gas stations I robbed.
It's a joke.
It was just one liquor store.
Have a nice day.
-你也是 拜拜 -拜拜
- You, too. Bye. - u202dBye.
Well, this is awkward.
Yeah, a little bit.
When will this nightmare end?
Oh, thank you.
All right, bye again.
Oh, not yet.
Hi, Aunt Marjorie.
It's how she signs my birthday cards.
I see you two have met.
Yeah, she was on the street begging for change.
Oh, honey, I thought we talked about that.
Marjorie, aren't you gonna introduce us?
邦妮 克丽丝蒂 这是我外甥尼克
Bonnie, Christy, this is my nephew, Nick.
Nick, these are my girls.
Nick, why don't you join us?
Uh, thanks, but I got to get to work.
And-And thank you for letting me use your storage locker.
Okay, well, it's nice meeting you.
- Bye. u202d- Bye.
And do not follow me.
- Less. u202d- Bye.
Where have you been hiding him?
Is he single? Not that I care.
I can be a side dish.
Back off, he already stuck his card in my meter.
Listen, ladies, I get it.
Nick is a very attractive young man, but he's off limits.
- What?! - u202dWhy?! u202d
It's just not a good idea.
I'm your sponsor, he's my sister's kid.
Okay, well, I want a new sponsor.
Bonnie, will you be my new sponsor?
Sure, but you can't date Nick
until my daughter's done with him.
好了 温蒂 你是我新的互助对象
Okay, Wendy, you're my new sponsor.
No one's dating Nick and that's final.
- u202dNo fair. u202d- Whatever.
I should've just jumped him on the street.
I should've just jumped him on the street!
Got a minute?
没 要期中考了 我在复习
Not really. I'm studying for midterms.
All right, I was just gonna show you a Facebook picture
of Marjorie's nephew with no shirt on.
Let me see.
Oh, my God, shirtless on a horse?
On the beach.
That's just not fair.
I'll tell you what's not fair,
that horse underneath him instead of you.
Why are you trying to wind me up?
'Cause you deserve to date a handsome guy,
and I always like sticking it to Marjorie.
He is handsome.
Handsome and rugged.
They don't make rugged anymore.
I blame soy milk.
You know, he couldn't take his hazel-green-
with-a-fleck-of-blue eyes off of you.
- Really? - u202dHe was totally eye-boning you.
I'm not going behind Marjorie's back.
Why pursue the perfect man if it might temporarily make
an elderly woman uncomfortable?
You know Marjorie's only, like,
ten years older than you, right?
If you ever say that again, I will gut you like a fish.
看 状态 单身
Check this out. Status: single,
and he's a riding instructor at Valley Glen Stables.
Mother of God,
he's professionally shirtless on a horse?
Go to him.
不 不行 我做不到
No. I can't. I just can't.
好吧 我尽力了 晚安
Okay, I tried. Good night.
Just gonna finish studying.
His last name's Banaszak.
Oh, hi, right on time.
Actually, I got here 20 minutes ago,
but I waited in the car 'cause being early is lame,
and so is telling you that, sorry.
So, you're thinking about riding lessons for your son?
Yes, that's what I'm thinking about.
Well, I mean, I could tell you all about how I teach,
but it'd be easier just to show you.
With a video?
With a horse.
You got any smaller ones?
You're not scared, are you?
No, I just have a history of falling off things,
mostly bar stools, but one bridge.
Well, don't worry.
I'll put you on Starburst. She's very gentle.
I had a five-year-old girl on her this morning.
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