Easy for her, she's five.
She doesn't understand death.
Starburst, this is Christy.
Christy, meet Starburst.
Hello, enormous animal.
来 摸摸它的鼻子 它很喜欢
Here. Pet her nose. She loves it.
Oh, something we have in common.
Ooh, it's warm.
- Good Starburst. - Here. Here.
Try an apple.
I would've given it to the horse,
but that's another way to go.
Okay, just put your foot in the stirrup,
and swing your other leg over.
It's kind of high.
Here, let me.
I'll give you a boost. You grab the saddle horn.
- What's the saddle horn?! - Oh, God.
I got to tell you, I'm really impressed.
I mean, you hear the expression, "Get back on that horse,"
but you rarely see it.
This is fun.
Try to move with the horse.
Isn't that what I'm doing?
You know, it might get smoother
if you pick up the pace a notch.
Give her a little kick.
That seems kind of mean.
It's not gonna hurt her.
All right, now you're just tickling her.
Go on, show her who's the boss.
I'm so sorry.
你是老大 你是老大 你是老大
You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the boss!
When we tell people this story,
can we say I was thrown from the horse?
It's a lot cooler than slipping in the ladies' room.
Maybe we should put stirrups on that toilet.
Let's take a look at that ankle.
Am I hurting you?
No, I'm just sitting on my keys.
It's not broken.
You should probably stay off it for a while
and keep it elevated.
Okay, but I'm gonna need your help.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Didn't miss the saddle horn that time.
You're hard to miss.
So, listen, as great as this was,
and it was really great,
we can't tell Marjorie.
My mother's sister's always my first call after sex.
No, it's just she's my sponsor in AA...
...and it might get a little weird.
Understood. I will gladly be...
your dirty little secret.
Oh, God, that just makes it hotter.
听我说 我也不想扫兴 但是
Oh, listen, I don't want to spoil the moment, but...
we should probably get dressed or a little boy named Brandon
is gonna learn more than how to ride a horse.
He's got to learn sometime.
Well, you look happy.
You should've seen me about an hour ago.
After 19 long, lonely months, the curse has been broken.
In your face, Marjorie.
Tell me everything.
Well, he took me horseback riding.
Is that how you hurt your foot?
We were galloping across a field
and I mistimed a jump.
Anyhow, after he carried me into the barn,
we did it on a bale of hay.
Really? A bale of hay?
I knew you'd ask, so I brought proof.
There's more in my pants.
Oh, you're my hero.
Are you gonna see him again?
Yippee ki yes.
Dinner tomorrow night, then who knows,
maybe on a bed, mix it up a little.
Oh, please, can I be there when you tell Marjorie?
Or better, let me tell Marjorie.
You know what, it's decided, I'm telling her.
Nobody's telling her.
Nick and I agreed to keep this between ourselves.
Okay, fine, I can't be mad.
My little girl got banged by a cowboy in a stable.
Always trying to make you proud, Mom.
What happened to your leg?
I slipped at work and twisted my ankle.
It's no big deal.
Bound to happen, the way you gallop around that place.
Sorry, I'll rein it in.
If you got hurt at the restaurant,
you could sue for big bucks.
That's how poor people in America get ahead.
I'm really fine.
You still should get it x-rayed. If you walk around on a...
Look, I just twisted it.
I'm not suing or getting an x-ray.
Whoa there, Nelly.
Congratulations, you spooked her.
Can we please go? I'm starved.
I'm gonna need a lift with one of you.
Oh, Christy, aren't you coming for coffee?
Oh, no, I have a class.
Since when do you have a class on Tuesday?
It's a new class.
In the middle of the term?
Yes, I have a new class on a Tuesday
in the middle of the term.
Looks like you're going on a date.
I have a date with learning, Jill.
It's the other way
poor people in America get ahead.
Any more questions?
Yeah, when should I expect you home?
u202dI just wanted to say:
yesterday, what happened, I've never done that before.
Really? You were pretty good at it.
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