I meant in the stable.
I know what you meant.
It was my first time in a stable, too,
unless you count a shopping mall nativity scene.
I've got to kiss you.
You're coming to me.
I've been wanting to do this all day.
there's our waiter. Our waiter's here.
Should I come back?
No, no, I'm starving.
Well, we have some specials tonight.
Let's hear 'em.
Okay, we're doing an heirloom tomato and burrata salad.
I like burrata.
Great, make it two.
And for the entrees, we, uh...
I'll come back to get your order when you're done eating.
Hey-- hey, hey, Nick?
This is nice,
but I think, uh,
we're making people uncomfortable.
I don't see anyone but you.
Trust me, they're out there.
She's pretty, isn't she?
You have such perfect little hands.
u202dI'm... just gonna butter some bread.
Let's butter it together.
Really? Is that a thing?
It'll be our thing.
Am I back too soon?
No, no, stay.
Have you had a chance to think about your entrees,
or are we still canoodling?
I will be sharing the bone-in tomahawk rib eye
with the woman I'm gonna marry.
I'm sorry, what?
我错了 亲爱的 你想吃鸡肉吗
My bad, baby, did you want the chicken?
Hey, what are you doing home?
I thought you'd be too busy cowpokin' and...
ah, forget it, I'm too sleepy.
Oh, Mom, he's weird.
All men are weird. It comes with the penis.
No, we're talking the big weird.
What did he do? Show up for dinner wearing pantyhose?
I wish. I've worked with that before.
And it's not weird, it's courageous.
He talked about us getting married.
Okay, I'm awake now.
I'm telling you, there's something
seriously wrong with that guy.
I almost didn't go home with him.
Wait, you still went home with him?
19 months, Mom.
Check it out.
After we had sex, he made a sketch of me.
I'm confused, is that you on a horse?
It's me as a horse.
What'd you do?
We had sex again,
then he fell asleep and I snuck out.
After all that, you slept with him again?
19个月啊 妈妈 19个月
19 months, Mom. 19 months.
*I'm your knight in shining armor*
*And I love you*
*You have made me what I am*
*And I am yours*
*You made me such a fool*
That's gonna get old.
*Oh, we belong together.*
I don't know what your problem is,
it sounds like the guy's crazy about you.
Yeah, you got him, we didn't,
so shut up and be happy.
Look at the picture again.
I have a tail!
Did you notice?
Horse Christy wears panties.
So what are you gonna do?
Well, obviously, I have to make it
very clear to him that it's over.
And I'm guessing he's gonna go crying to his Aunt Marjorie,
so I better get to her first.
Yep, head him off at the pass.
Your horse-themed humor has grown very tiresome.
To that I say, "Neigh."
Here she comes. Giddy up.
Hey, that's my thing.
Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
Well, remember how you told us Nick was off limits?
I tried to stop her.
Please tell me you didn't sleep with him.
- She did. u202d- Three times.
Actually, three and a half.
Three and a half?
How do you think I got him to stop singing?
This is bad, this is very bad.
No, this is bad for you.
Nick is-- I don't know how to say this--
How "Not well"?
Don't get me wrong, he's never hurt anybody.
But he has lived most of his life in an...
Did he escape?
No, it's more of a work release.
The horses keep him calm.
Why didn't you tell me?
What was I supposed to say?
这是我外甥 他很帅 也很疯吗
"This is my nephew, he's as nuts as he is handsome"?
You don't have to say anything.
You just go like this when he's not looking.
Hey, I told you to stay away from him.