How was work?
I hate the lunch shift.
It's always foreign tourists, and they never tip.
Some day when I have money, I'm gonna travel to all their countries
and stiff every last one of 'em.
My day sucked, too.
I went to 3A to fix his ceiling fan,
and he doesn't know my name.
Can you believe 3A doesn't know my name?
Where'd the fancy cookies come from?
I swiped 'em from Adam's.
I was particularly generous last night, so I figured he owed me.
It really is tit for tat with you, isn't it?
Let me try.
They are yummy.
There's an interesting flavor in the background.
Is it mint?
I don't think so.
Carob's more like crappy chocolate.
Maybe they're gluten-free.
People ask for gluten-free at the restaurant all the time.
I always lie and say I watched the chef de-glute it myself.
What is gluten anyway?
If I'm not mistaken, it's a chemical compound
derived from the ass of the wheat plant,
which is the glute.
Why do you make up facts?
Why can't you just say, "I don't know"?
I don't know.
You realize I was, like, 20 years old
before I found out carrots don't make your hair grow?
I got you to eat carrots, didn't I?
我是说我这辈子 除了骗我 你什么也没做
My point is my whole life, you did nothing but lie to me.
I lied 'cause I love you.
You lied because you're Bonnie Plunkett.
Oh, honey, I'm not really Bonnie Plunkett.
I knew it!
Your skin is so amazing.
It's like porcelain...
but not toilet porcelain.
Tea cup porcelain.
I love your voice.
It is so soothing.
Sometimes I just listen to myself...
...and I'm soothed.
- Oh, my God! - u202dWhat?
I was just hit by an intense wave of love for you.
You're my mom!
Get in here.
Can I ask you a personal question?
What would chairs look like
if our knees bent the other way?
That was the best shower of my entire life.
I felt every drop of water
meander down my body in little rivulets.
Look at this.
This courtyard is a missed opportunity.
This should be a transitional space.
I mean, you're out there in the world,
you're stressed, you're worried.
And before you get to your apartment,
you have to walk through here.
Something should whisper...
"You're almost home."
Yes! Wind chimes!
Ooh, Adam has some hanging on his balcony.
I'll do something tricky with my tongue
and an ice cube and take 'em.
I bet you're gonna marry him.
I bet I am, too.
You're gonna marry Adam, and I'm gonna be here all alone.
That's not true. You're not gonna be able
to afford this place without me.
I'm sad now.
- Skip? u202d- Yeah.
It's impossible to be sad if you're skipping.
Hey! It's working!
What is that?
No, it's not. That's a w--
woman having a seizure.
How can you not know how to skip?
My mother never taught me!
Shame on her!
跳 迈步 跳跳
u202dHop. Step. Hop. u202dHop.
Look at me! I got it! Oh!
I can skip! I can skip!
Oh, we better go to the meeting.
Let's skip there! u202d
We so have to do that.
We forgot our purses.
4,007, 4,008, 4,009, 4,010.
4,010 skips from our apartment to the meeting.
And for every one of them, I wish that I had a sports bra.
I mean, I keep waiting for my life to get easier,
but these last few weeks, I feel like
I've been in a bottomless pit of sadness.
She should skip.
Anyway, sorry for being such a downer lately.
Thanks for listening.
Who else would like to share?
Hi. I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
首先 我要为迟到道歉 因为
First of all, I want to apologize for being late 'cause
you are all very important to me.
Even this woman who I've never seen before.
- What is your name? - u202dJune.
You are very important to me,
and that is a lovely name.
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