That hasn't been the case for most of my life.
I was important to me.
My daughter, of course, sometimes,
was important to me,
but not much else.
This is important to me.
And I guess it's kind of hitting me right now
as I'm talking in my soothing voice.
Two years into my fifth time
I finally get it.
I want to be here.
And for that, I need to thank you.
谢你 谢你 谢你 谢你
And you and you and you and you
I'd like to follow that if I may.
大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.
Picking up on what she said,
I want to talk about what I had for lunch today.
I usually just get a green salad,
but today, I got a Chinese chicken salad.
Which I've always been suspicious of because,
how does a Mandarin orange work in a salad?
But here's the thing-- it does.
And so do the cashews.
And so do the wontons.
You see where I'm going here, man.
If an orange and a cashew can work together in a salad,
why can't different kinds of people
work together in the world?
I made her.
Now, you're probably wondering,
"Why a salad? Why not soup?"
And to that I say, don't get hung up on the metaphor.
I could do this whole thing all over again with soup.
You keep coming back, June.
Remember what I told you.
I love that woman!
She and Victor went out to dinner
for their wedding anniversary.
u202dOh, that is so nice.
That means they'll be having old-people sex.
All the cupcakes are gone.
How the hell am I supposed to stay sober without cupcakes?
Relax. I've got artishional cookies.
I think it's artishional.
I know for a fact it's artisanal.
I don't like your blouse.
Ooh, I'll take one.
Give me. u202d
I'm gonna sponsor June.
Well, I think we can all agree.
Jill has the most awesome hands.
Oh, my God, yes.
Those hands are going on Instagram.
My secret, I've never washed a dish.
Okay, three orders of bacon chili cheese fries.
It's Adam. How do I look?
Hi. Uh, when you were over earlier,
you didn't happen to take a bag of cookies home, did you?
Why are you talking so fast?
好吧 你拿走了 然后吃了
Okay, so you took them and you ate them.
We all did.
我 温蒂 吉尔 克丽丝蒂和温蒂
Me, Wendy, Jill, Christy and Wendy.
Oh, boy. Where are you?
We're at the bistro.
Hey, you remember FM radio?
Don't I sound like FM radio?
Up next, "Nights in White Satin"
I'm coming right over.
I-I need to talk to you in person.
Wait, wait, wait, you're not breaking up with me, are you?
Is he breaking up with you on the phone?
That is messed up, Adam!
I'm not breaking up with you. Just-just stay put.
I'll be right there.
What's going on?
Adam's breaking up with me.
This sounds like a job for skipping.
I guess we're skipping now.
Hi, this is Bonnie Plunkett.
My patience is limited. Go.
邦妮 我是亚当 你们没在餐厅
Bonnie, it's Adam. You weren't at the restaurant.
Where are you? Please, please call me back.
Eat my dust!
Oh, come on, wait up!
Oh, dear God.
You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these.
-你小时候吗 -不 就刚刚
- When you were little? - No, just now.
不好 亚当来了 大家快闭上眼睛
Oh, no, Adam's here. Quick, everyone close your eyes
so he can't see me.
Can't see me.
honey, we need to talk.
Don't break up with my mom. She loves you.
And you make her nicer!
And she loves you!
I'm not here to break up with you,
but we do need to talk. Alone.
吉尔 抓好她的马 别让它跑
Jill, hold on to her horse so it doesn't get away.
So we're okay?
Are you sure? The little horse already did half the work.
There's something that I have to tell you.
Okay, but, first, I want to tell you something.
Christy and I have decided
that you and I are gonna get married.
I'm excited about it.
She's still struggling.
Let's put a pin in that.
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