Here's the thing...
the cookies you took from my house were filled with pot.
No. That's not possible.
I know what pot tastes like and those did not taste like pot.
真的很抱歉 亲爱的 真的
I'm really sorry, babe. I really am.
You've got to be wrong.
There's no way.
Oh, my God, we're totally high.
I can't believe this.
Three years of sobriety erased, just like that.
I had five years and seven months!
Do you guys realize that we relapsed in our AA meeting?
How can you be laughing right now?
I don't know.
I'm trying to cry, but this is what's happening.
This is all your fault!
What did I do?
You knew what those cookies were.
You just wanted to get high and take us down with you!
Are you out of your mind?
You honestly think I would do that
to my daughter, to my friends?
I think you're capable of anything!
I don't even know your real name!
Let me tell you something: if I was gonna relapse,
I wouldn't do it on something as lame as pot!
And I certainly wouldn't share!
All right, everybody just take a deep breath.
Everything's gonna be fine.
And what the hell is wrong with you?
How do you leave drugs around when you're dating an addict?
I didn't leave them around.
They were in the cabinet behind my pots and pans!
I thought you hid them there
'cause you didn't want me to eat them.
I didn't want you to eat them!
I'm gonna have to go back to rehab.
At least you can afford rehab!
You know what, in a couple hours this is all gonna be over,
let's all just calm down.
Don't tell us to calm down!
You don't know what we just lost
or how hard it's gonna be to start over!
So just shut up!
I think we're being followed.
Thank you for coming.
I'm in way over my head.
We were in the middle of a romantic dinner.
I already took the pill, now it's wasted.
Hi, girls. How we doing?
Bad. Really bad.
I begged you not to answer your phone.
Go make coffee.
Happy anniversary to me.
Marjorie, I'm really high
and I'm scared it's never gonna end.
I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job.
They drug test us!
We lost our sobriety. We all have to start over.
Okay, let's calm down.
Don't say "Calm down."
Christy does not like "Calm down."
Go help with the coffee.
Okay, now, none of you had any idea
there was pot in those cookies, right?
So, this was an accident.
This was not a choice anybody made.
Therefore, no one has lost their sobriety.
I sure feel like I lost it.
It feels like a death in the family.
Sugar or Splenda?
I'll just bring both.
Look, this sort of thing happens.
I had 11 years, I was on a cruise to Mexico,
I ordered a virgin piña colada,
I took a big gulp and realized
it was as much a virgin as I was.
So what did you do?
I called the waitress an unfortunate name--
a series of names, really--
but I didn't take another sip.
And that was it? You didn't beat yourself up?
What for? It was an accident.
I did try to make amends to the waitress,
but she was so shook up, she jumped ship in Cancun.
What if I wake up tomorrow and I want to use?
Then you call me, you go to your meetings,
you do what you've been doing for the past three years.
I'm still so sad that this happened.
Well that's a good thing.
It shows how much your sobriety means to you.
Christy, you're gonna be okay.
Bad news, Jill.
Marjorie has the most awesome hands.
How is that possible? Let me see!
You all right?
Sure different than it used to be.
I did like you teaching me how to skip.
I liked it, too.
I'm sorry I blamed you for what happened.
But in all fairness, it is your fault.
Who the hell is June?
So how are the girls?
Good. We went to three meetings in the last 24 hours.
We cried about it at the first meeting,
laughed about it at the second, and by the third,
we were back to bitching about men.
That wasn't a joke.
Again, I am so sorry.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Hey, one other thing.
When we were in the park the other night,
you said something about our relationship that--