Damn, damn, damn!
It's not the purse's fault you're poor.
No, I borrowed this fancy necklace from Jill for a date,
and now I can't find it.
Maybe you left it at your date's house.
The date ended when we left the Sizzler,
where romance goes to die.
You borrowed a fancy necklace to go to Sizzler?
He said "Steakhouse."
Forgive me for dreaming.
Well, I would love to help you look,
but Adam and I are heading out
to the Napa Valley Food and Wine Festival,
where the senses go to celebrate.
Bring me back an eight-dollar meatball.
Oh, darling, you are an eight-dollar meatball.
Rich people don't sound like that.
Brought you some coffee.
What are you still doing in bed?
Five more minutes.
You said you were getting up.
Ten more minutes.
Exactly how hungover are you?
Can't we just go next weekend?
We could, but it would just be an empty field then.
All right, all right, I'm getting up.
You're not gonna believe this.
He's too hungover to go.
You're not gonna believe this.
I found three of your traffic tickets
and a tooth I'm hoping is Roscoe's.
It's just so obnoxious to blow off plans with someone
just 'cause you got loaded the night before.
And before you say anything,
I promise to take you to see Santa this year.
Why don't you just go without him?
You're right, I can totally go places by myself.
You want to go with me?
I'm not going anywhere till I find Jill's diamond necklace.
She's gonna kill me.
And you're sure it didn't end up
in the backseat of your date's car?
My date's car was a city bus.
Okay, I'm up,
and I really want to go with you.
Forget it, I'm going by myself.
Do you have, like, 40 aspirin or some bacon?
What's this booth?
Oh, some kind of lamb.
I don't know what they do to the poor little bastards,
but I'm back for fourths.
It's actually a post-modern take on haggis.
What they do is they take the sheep's stomach,
they char the lining...
No, no, no. The guy over there told me what sweetbreads were.
I had to spit 'em in a plant.
Spoiler alert-- pancreas.
Hey, green wristband, huh?
Yeah, it's 50 bucks cheaper for the food only,
and I'm not drinking.
- So it's just me and the toddlers. - u202dAnd me.
So are you a green wristband just for today, or all the time?
Actually, I've been one for about 18 months.
And the green wristband club just got a little cooler.
Plus, we get free admission to the bouncy castle.
Well, it's official.
None of this pairs well with iced tea.
Well, in defense of the iced tea,
that deconstructed Tater Tot was just weird.
Try this ahi.
Mmm. That's good.
I should bring some of that home for my boyfriend.
Yeah, you should.
Where is he today?
To be honest, he had his own little food and wine festival last night.
And by that I mean Hot Pockets and bourbon.
I remember that festival.
So you remember what he felt like this morning.
He have a little trouble standing up?
It would have taken a miracle.
My ex took perverse glee in my hangovers.
She'd open all the curtains,
make my son practice his clarinet.
Wow, points for creativity.
So, was drinking the reason you split up?
Well, that and burning down our restaurant.
Oh, my God.
People tell you don't drink and drive.
What they really should say is don't drink and fry chicken.
Well, at least you can joke about it now.
Yeah. And I'm proud to say
I just opened up a new place.
It sounds like you're getting everything back on track.
Well, not everything.
My kids still don't speak to me.
For what it's worth, my daughter didn't talk to me for a long time.
But things are in a better place now?
Yeah, we talk all the time.
Careful what you wish for.
Hey, there's Jill.
Did you find her necklace?
Hey, Christy. How was your big date?
I got all the salad I could eat.
So, um, did you bring my necklace?
Siri was supposed to remind me,
but the bitch just hates me.
I will bring it to you tomorrow.
It's on my nightstand.
Right next to her Bible.
打扰下 女士 有炸土豆泥拼盘吗
Excuse me, miss, do you have deconstructed Tater Tots here
or, uh, just Oreos?
Hey, what are you doing here?
Well, you mentioned this meeting,
I thought I'd check it out.
I'm glad you did.
This is my daughter Christy.
我的朋友玛乔丽 温蒂 吉尔