My friends Marjorie, Wendy, Jill.
Everybody, this is Joe.
-大家好 -你好 乔
- Hey, everybody. - Hey, Joe.
Well, come on, let's find us some seats.
Hang on there, Tater Tots.
I'll be right there.
Oh, him? We met at the food thing.
What food thing?
Boy, are you missing the point of the story.
I had to listen to you yap all night about
infused octopus balls,
and somehow man with balls slipped your mind?
怎么了 我交了个朋友 就是这样
What? I made a friend. End of story.
- Did you tell him about Adam? - u202dYes, I did.
Did you tell Adam about him?
I told him about Adam.
You know, Bonnie, when we keep secrets,
we set a ball rolling,
and it always rolls downhill.
What do you have, a "Motto of the day" Calendar?
Actually, I do.
Well, there is no secret.
I didn't mention it to Adam
because why make him jealous for no reason?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sit with my new friend,
who, as far as I'm concerned, has no genitalia.
Okay, who had eight months
in the Bonnie-Adam breakup pool?
Yeah, she is definitely playing with fire.
"Those things left unsaid often poison the marriage bed."
Okay, it's not cute anymore, Marjorie.
Who you texting?
Uh, just a friend.
Have I met her?
Are you kidding me?
You sat next to her at Jill's birthday party.
Honey, I'm worried about you.
She's vegan, does driftwood art.
You said she smelled funny.
I really don't remember.
Oh, that's sad, 'cause she always asks about you.
I'm gonna get something to drink.
- Hey, Bonnie. - Yeah?
Tell Suzanne I said hi.
Hey. How's it going?
I still can't find Jill's necklace.
- I've looked in the bureau... - Rhetorical!
What are you doing?
I'm Googling how to fake a robbery.
Ask me, I'm right here.
Who are you texting so late?
Just a friend.
Not with that smile on your face.
You're texting that guy, aren't you?
It's not a big deal.
We enjoy hanging out together.
- And that's it? - That's it.
And he invited me to dinner at his new restaurant tomorrow.
Again, not a big deal.
Then why don't you bring Adam?
They don't have anything in common.
Sure they do-- they both have the same girlfriend.
The only thing that could've made that meal better
is if I could have a cigarette right now.
I would kill for a cigarette.
I'm gonna say something controversial.
Post-sex cigarette, a little overrated.
Post-beef cigarette, magic!
Well, thanks again.
It's a great restaurant.
Try not to burn it down.
I hope your daughter enjoys the short ribs.
Oh, these are never gonna make it home.
I'm gonna eat them at the first red light.
Can we do this again?
Sure. I'd like that.
Although, I gotta tell you,
my friends are giving me a hard time about us hanging out.
They think something's going on between us.
I think they might be right.
-等等 -抱歉 我不该那样做的
- Mmm. - Hang on. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
-只是 -我懂 我完全懂
- It's just... - I-I get it. I totally get it.
We have to stop.
I have a boyfriend, and you know that.
I do, but I just keep feeling
like there's something going on here.
There is, it's called friendship.
Does your boyfriend know where you are right now?
All right, I screwed up.
I admit it.
I like this,
but I love Adam.
I have to go.
These are just too good.
What are you doing here?
Ah, just dropping off some flowers for your mom.
Wait, what are you doing here?
Bonnie told me you two were going out for dinner.
- She did? - Yeah.
Oh, sure, right.
But I ended up getting called into work.
See, Julie's stepfather died-- she's this girl I work with.
I think he had an aneurysm.
She covered for me when I hurt my back,
so I felt like I had to do the same.
I would've anyway-- I mean, he died.
Man, aneurysms, huh?
你就走着走着 砰 完蛋了
You're just walkin' along and bam, game over.
Is that a new jacket?
No, no, it's not.
So, where's your mom?
Oh, she ended up going out to dinner with Marjorie.
Do you mind if I come in and wait?
These are beautiful.
是啊 我得道歉 那天我表现得很混♥蛋♥
Yeah, I needed to apologize for being such a jerk the other day.
You know what would really make her feel better?
You should get her this necklace.