It's kind of pricey.
I think I'm gonna stick with the flowers.
I thought you loved her, but okay.
Can I get you something to drink?
Uh, no, I'm good.
70% of all Americans are dehydrated;
they don't even know it.
That settles it, I'm getting you some water.
You know, Adam,
she and Marjorie might go to a movie after dinner,
so you could be waiting a long time.
That's okay, I got nothing going on.
Of course you don't.
Adam. What are you doing here?
Surprising my girlfriend.
You sure are.
How was dinner?
It was, uh, okay.
I-- Christy ended up having to go to work,
so I went with Marjorie and she was just blah, blah, blah, blah,
Oh, look who's back.
Here you go.
Just 'cause I'm wearing this
doesn't mean you have to tip.
But you can.
Look, Adam brought you flowers.
What a wonderful boyfriend.
All right, good night.
That's really sweet of you.
Hmm. So where'd you and Marjorie go for dinner?
Oh, a new place.
How was it?
The food was amazing.
Maybe we should try it sometime.
But not amazing in a good way.
In fact, I should just brush my teeth.
What are you doing?
I'm looking for the necklace!
I thought I saw something shiny.
It was just a Rolo wrapper.
Well, that's it.
I'm just gonna have to tell Jill I lost it
and hope someday she needs a kidney.
Joe kissed me.
It was completely out of the blue.
I got to spit.
How was it out of the blue?
- You were on a freakin' date. - It was not a date.
- He pay for dinner? - It was his restaurant.
- You shave your legs? - I'm not an animal.
Okay, fine, it was a date.
Oh, my God, how am I gonna tell Adam?
- You're not. u202d- What?
Do you like Joe?
Are you gonna go out with him again?
No, I am in love with Adam.
Then don't blow it up over one mistake
that you're never gonna make again.
But I feel so guilty.
And you should.
But you don't get to hurt Adam
just to make yourself feel better.
When did you get so smart?
It's easy to fix other people's problems.
Meanwhile, I owe Jill $87,000.
Crazy thought, did you try looking in your jewelry box?
You're right, that was stupid.
Anyway, thanks for your help.
If it were there, I would've had to kill myself.
How'd you know these long blue things are my favorites?
I told the guy at the flower shop I screwed up pretty bad,
he said, "You're gonna want to go with the long blue things."
Well, thank you, they're perfect.
I'm really sorry about last weekend.
Hey, we all make mistakes.
Let's move on.
No, no, I-I want to say this.
From now on, if I tell you that I'm gonna go with you somewhere,
I'm gonna go, 'cause I know that I can count on you,
and you deserve the same.
A guy kissed me tonight.
I wasn't at dinner with Marjorie.
I was with a guy I met at the food festival.
You're seeing somebody else?
Not seeing-- we're just friends.
- I found the necklace! - Friends don't kiss.
The important thing is I stopped him.
And that makes it okay?
Well, the old Bonnie would've slept with him without giving it a second thought.
You should be proud of me.
Proud of you?
Hey, I didn't shoot a puppy today with a BB gun.
Are you proud of me?
Well, if you had a history of shooting puppies,
yeah, I would be.
So tell me, what's the big attraction for this guy, huh?
Or are you just tired of being with somebody in a wheelchair?
That's what you think of me?
You want to know what I liked about him?
Oh, I should've guessed. He's sober.
I'm sorry, but there is a difference.
Sometimes when you're drinking you can be right next to me
and I feel completely alone.
Yeah, well, I know another way
to make you feel completely alone.
Are you kidding me?
And I got news for you.
It is also no picnic being with someone who never drinks!
Well, how would you know?
You'd be too hungover to even go to the picnic.
Oh, my God, you made up smelly Suzanne!
Here you go, one diamond necklace.
You all saw it, it is officially returned.
Oh, that is so beautiful.
I'll never own anything that nice.
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