Sure you will.
You're giving it to her?
It's just a glass knock-off.
I keep the real one in a safe deposit box.
Why didn't you tell me?!
Well, if you knew it was fake, you wouldn't feel special.
Have you met me?
I never feel special!
Okay, well, next time I'll let you borrow the real one.
What are you trying to do, kill me?
Bonnie, stop checking your phone.
He'll call when he calls.
I don't know what I was thinking with Joe.
Well, maybe you liked the danger.
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on, when we were drinking,
our lives were packed with drama.
Sometimes when you're sober, you miss that.
I know I do.
There was a time where I'd pick up a glass of champagne in L.A.
and wake up in Paris.
Same thing happened to me,
except I woke up in a panel van.
I sure don't miss the drama.
Waking up with no idea where my car is,
or who autographed my boob with a Sharpie.
Oh, I bet you were a fun drunk.
You'd think, but no.
Oh, God, it's Adam.
He said he'll be...
out of his apartment this afternoon
and I can come pick up my stuff.
The only relationship that lasts forever
is the one we have with ourselves.
Yeah, I deserved that.