Are you out here?
What have we got here?
I've never seen someone have so much fun at the grocery store.
Are you kidding? I love it here.
音乐 免费奶酪 没人谈论亚当
Music, free cheese and no one's talking about Adam.
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good. You?
Good. I just had some cheese.
So how's your mom?
Out there living life, being happy.
Glad to hear it.
Okay, well, nice seeing you.
Nice seeing you, too.
That's a load of crap.
The truth is she's miserable.
She misses you more than she misses cocaine.
And she once sold her hair for cocaine.
Yeah, well, it hasn't been easy for me either.
Then give it another try.
I want to, but it's just not that simple.
Oh, come on, she made one little mistake.
Little mistake? She was seeing a guy behind my back.
跟他发短♥信♥ 撒谎 然后还亲了他
Texting him, lying about it, and then she kissed him.
And she's suffering for it.
Obviously you are, too.
A grown man buying SpaghettiOs--
that just screams lonely.
I like SpaghettiOs.
Plus, the beef stew's on the top shelf.
Fine. But I'll leave you with this.
There's a very tall, very sad woman
who would love nothing more than to reach up
and get you that beef stew,
fill your life with sporadic moments of happiness.
But it's up to you, Adam.
It's up to you.
Oh, come on!
You messed up my dramatic walkaway.
Let's go, I don't want to be late for the meeting.
Just keep in mind there might be other people
who want to share tonight.
Oh, like we don't already know what they're gonna say.
不 我钱太多了 钱包都装不下了
Oh, no, I've got too much money to fit in my purse.
- Who's that supposed to be? - That was very clearly Jill.
-才不是 -拜托 闭上眼睛
- No, it's not. - Oh, please. Close your eyes,
Jill's in the room.
My maid went back to Trinidad.
I'll have to get the door myself.
大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 酒瘾者
Hi, Christy, alcoholic.
So my mom isn't gonna be here tonight.
抱歉 我没啤酒 我可以给你倒水
Sorry, I don't have any beer. I can offer you water,
unless you want some expired chocolate milk
that might have a little kick to it.
So this is a nice surprise.
Well, I've been thinking about you,
and I was in the neighborhood,
so I thought I'd take a shot you were alone.
You are alone, right?
-对 单身 -好吧
- Yep, completely alone. - u202dOkay.
I'm glad we can joke about it.
We are joking about it.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, it's Christy.
She wants to know how it's going,
with ten question marks and praying hands.
And I guarantee you the next three dings
are gonna be Marjorie, Wendy, and Jill with the same question.
Are your friends bugging you?
No, my friends are guys.
So, what should I tell Christy?
Tell her we're good.
'Cause if you want to talk about us or anything...
I really don't want to.
I mean, it happened, it's behind us,
and it's really good to be with you.
Then I'm gonna send her a happy face.
So, what do you want to do? You hungry?
No, I ate a little while ago.
You want to go out and see a movie?
You know, we could stay here and watch TV.
There is a plan.
Here. You drive.
There they are.
I am sending a happy face, happy face,
and just to screw with Marjorie, a bleeding dagger.
So, I ran into the hallway, I banged on the door,
and I tried the doorknob, and it was unlocked.
You sure we're not using the TV
to avoid talking about our stuff?
-我没有 -好 我也没有
- I'm not. - Good. I'm not, either.
...what I got to do because I can make...
Isn't it beautiful?
You seen this commercial?
...will never know there a six cups of spinach...
That juicer really can do anything.
Look at that, it makes soup.
- And pizza dough. - Shut up.
So, did you do it all night? I bet you did it all night.
Well, I'd have to bet you a bucket of corn we didn't.
Who's that supposed to be?
But you and Adam are back together, right?
我不知道 那很奇怪 我们看了一会儿电视
I don't know, it was weird. We watched TV for awhile
and then when I asked him if he was spending the night,
he said he had to get up early and left.
Well, did you guys at least get a chance to talk it out?
No, he didn't want to.
Well, you just have to be patient.
Oh, really? Where'd you get that from,
the inside of a Snapple cap?
Sorry, and Snapple has more trivia than actual advice.
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