So anyway, I see him every day in the cafeteria,
我想 不管了 我要把号♥码给他
and I thought, screw it, I'm just gonna give him my number.
He seemed like a sweet guy.
I mean, he drives a Prius
with an "I'm With Her" Bumper sticker.
But it's been a week, and I haven't heard from him,
and I'm starting to wonder.
Oh, for God's sake! What?!
Nothing. It's not important.
Then stop making that noise.
Yeah, Christy's got another guy
who's never gonna call and we're trying to put a good face on it.
He might still call.
You bet he will.
Bonnie, why don't you just tell us what's bugging you?
You really want to know?
I really want you to stop going...
We come to this restaurant a minimum of three times a week--
good times, bad times, economy up, economy down,
and we always get a booth.
And look where they put us:
at a table downwind from the bathroom.
Are you kidding?
You interrupted my story 'cause we're at a table?
About the cafeteria guy Christy's got no shot with.
Oh, my God.
I don't believe it.
Hostess moving us to a booth?
Adam misses me and wants to get together.
Oh, that's great.
- Oh, I'm so happy for you. - Congratulations.
You know, I could call the cafeteria guy.
I'm proud of you, Bonnie.
You set boundaries with this young man,
你耐心 瞧 他回头了
you were patient, and look at that, he's come around.
Now you can slowly rebuild a healthy relationship
based on trust and communication,
work together towards a lov...
She's gone, Marjorie.
But that was some good stuff.
I guess they're doing okay.
I haven't seen them since last night.
What do you think? They've been banging each other silly.
They've only come out for food, Gatorade and nail clippers.
Think about it, Marjorie.
I had to.
Are you kidding me?!
We finally get back together and you do this?!
Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise.
It's no big deal!
她说 "我们终于复合了 你却这样做"
She said, "We finally get back together and you do this?"
Then he said, "It's no big deal."
Lying next to me in bed
and texting with your ex-wife is a very big deal!
She said, "Lying next to me in bed
and texting with your ex-wife is a very big deal."
Now what are you doing?!
What do you think I'm doing?!
I'm getting out of here!
That's right, run!
That's your answer for everything! Run!
Do you have any idea how offensive that is to me?
Too many words to repeat.
I'll fill you in tomorrow.
What is wrong with your mother?!
Don't get me started.
I live right above you.
什么都能听到 做♥爱♥ 吵架
I can hear everything-- the sex, the fighting.
It's like living above a New Orleans cathouse!
I'll get 'em to quiet down.
And I'm sure the other neighbors can hear, too.
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
If you were younger, I'd call Child Services.
不 求你别走 我爱你
No, please don't go! I love you.
I love you, too, but you make me crazy.
You want crazy? How's this for crazy?
At least she can't yell with her mouth full.
Here, have a strawberry.
They're a natural aphrodisiac.
Eh, I'm just trying to put a good spin on it.
They're about to go bad.
早 亲爱的 睡得好吗
Morning, honey. How'd you sleep?
In a fetal position with five pillows over my head.
Were we making too much noise?
Three neighbors came by to complain.
Two of 'em thought we were shooting a porno.
One of 'em thought we were slaughtering a goat.
Ooh, I know what that noise was.
Hey, now we got a name for it: "Slaughtering the goat."
Sorry. Private joke.
No, it wasn't remotely private.
Probably wasn't even legal.
For what it's worth,
I'm glad you guys are back together.
Hey, we're fine as long as numbnuts here
doesn't text his ex-wife again.
Oh, come on, let's not start this.
I told you, she texted me.
She needed help with the pilot light on the water heater.
Fine, but you still haven't said you're sorry.
Because I'm not!
Okay, so just to be clear, I text a guy
who I was just friends with and that's an unforgivable offense,
but it's okay for you to text your ex-wife
right after you slaughtered my goat.
I'm running away and joining the circus!
邦妮 如果你想知道 我发的是"我很忙"
Bonnie, if you must know, I texted "I'm busy..."
What are you doing here?
I'm having my breakfast and enjoying the show.
But last night, you were all...
That's a lot of fiber.
You know, we hear things down here, too.
大家好 我是吉尔 酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
Okay, well, I got to be honest,
I made a commitment to be a foster parent,
and now that it's getting closer, I'm kind of scared.
I'm just not sure I got what it takes to be a good mom.
I mean, I know how to take a little girl shopping
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