Well, it appears he has a type.
Oh. Or you and I do.
So, what brings you by?
And just so you know,
I've already pressed nine-one on my phone.
Relax. If I wanted to rough you up,
I would have waited inside.
You've got great taste in furniture, by the way.
You broke in?
I had to tinkle.
And we need to talk.
I have nothing to say to you.
I just want to know if you're trying to get back with Adam.
That is really none of your business.
Okay, are we done?
Oh, we're just getting started.
Actually, I only have one more question,
so, yeah, we're almost done.
- Why'd you two break up? - Why don't you ask him?
Because I respect the boundaries of people I care about.
You just broke into my house.
I don't care about you.
You really love him, don't you?
Of course I do. Why else would I risk
squeezing through your doggy door with a full bladder?
It is possible that you're just insane.
It is. Keep that in mind.
So, what happened? He cheat on you?
- No. - You cheat on him?
What did he tell you?
Not as much as you just did.
Okay, now are we done?
Almost. Just to keep things on the up and up,
here's a dollar.
While I was waiting, I made myself an English muffin.
Oh, God help me, I like her.
Hey, where you been?
I went to see Adam's ex-wife.
Calm down. Nobody got hurt.
She cheated on him. That's why they broke up.
And I'm thinking that's why he flipped out
when that guy kissed me.
She trying to get back together with him?
Explains why she hasn't signed the divorce papers.
But she'll watch her step.
She knows that I know where she keeps her English muffins.
I'm sorry. What?
"Come outside. Bring a bowl of water."
What does that mean?
What does "English muffins" mean?
And why did you have my thumb in your mouth?
I thought it was about time you two met.
Samson, this is the crazy woman I was telling you about.
Here you go.
Oh. He's so sweet.
Yeah, he sure is.
We've been buddies for about 14 years.
Wow. So he's, like, 800 in dog years?
Something like that.
When I ended up in this chair,
he was the only one that didn't look at me differently.
Breaks my heart that I can't take care of him now.
I get it.
We were about to go on a very slow walk.
Maybe you'd like to come?
I'd be honored.
Well, hang on, let him finish.
You know, I used to drink vodka like that.
-这么快吗 -不 躺在地板上从碗里喝
- That fast? - No, lying on the floor out of a bowl.
All right, I'm cutting you off.
Yeah, come on, boy.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, by the way, next time you think of surprising my ex-wife, keep in mind
that she was a small-arms instructor in the Army.
- Ha-ha, very funny. u202d- Not a joke.
She can shoot a cigarette out of your mouth at 50 feet.
- Really? u202d- That's how she got me to quit smoking.
When you said slow walk, you weren't kidding.
Yeah, the leash is really a formality at this point.
So, how'd you guys meet?
Actually, I found him in a box on the side of the road.
He was just a puppy.
Aw, so you rescued him?
Mm, he kind of rescued me.
Okay, I think we're done walking.
So, what do we do?
We hang out till he gets up.
I think he likes me.
I think he likes you, too.
You know, if you wanted to spend a little more time with him,
he could stay with me every now and then.
You sure about that? He's a lot of work.
He's got arthritis,
he's incontinent, he's half-deaf.
That's okay. I promised Christy a dog about 30 years ago.
I hate to disappoint her.
So this has nothing to do with keeping me away from Danielle?
Who's your new mommy?
I'm your new mommy.
Can you hear me?