I'm surrounded by doctors and nurses.
I'm safer here than I am at home.
I'll be right back.
I always forget you have a job.
Oh, my God, are you okay?
I've been better. How's Christy? u202d
She's gonna be fine. What happened?
Guy came out of nowhere, I never saw him.
Did you break your arm?
No, I just dislocated it.
Oh, look who finally showed up.
Danielle? What are you doing...
What is your ex-wife doing here?
I'm his emergency contact.
Oh, come on!
Don't be upset.
I'm sure he just never got around to changing it.
I'm probably still the voice on his answering machine.
You told me that was your mother.
- Um... can I have my soda? - Yeah.
I'll give it to him.
I just talked to your doctor.
He said they're sending you home soon.
Great, you'll come home with me.
-亲爱的 我得回我家 -为什么
- Babe, I'm gonna need to go back to my place. u202d- Why?
I'm down to one working limb here.
I can't even take a shower in your apartment.
Now, will you be able to stay with him? He's gonna need help.
- Damn. u202d- What?
I-I've got to take care of Christy.
Aw, aren't you a good mom?
What's that supposed to mean?
D-Don't worry, I will take care of this big lug,
get him back into fighting shape.
Is that cool with you?
That your ex-wife is gonna take care of you?
And you were so sure she was gonna flip out.
Isn't he silly? It's...
You all done?
Oh, you didn't eat a lot.
You feeling okay?
I have a headache, I'm nauseous
and I don't remember much.
So, kind of like I'm 20 again.
But I'm alone in a bed I recognize, so that's good news.
God, that must've been so scary for you.
When I was in the ambulance,
I kept thinking about all the things I've never done,
all the places I've never been.
All right, the doctor said I'm supposed to ask you
these questions to make sure you're recovering from the concussion.
Now... what is your name?
Christy Jolene Plunkett.
Okay. What is the name of this place?
I'll accept that.
What day of the week is it?
I don't know.
I don't, either.
And the final question,
why the hell aren't I your emergency contact?!
You programmed Marjorie into your phone.
I don't remember your giant head poking out of her patooch.
I changed it when you relapsed,
and I guess I never got around to changing it back.
Oh. So it used to be me?
Come on, man.
I am great in an emergency.
I'll change it, I'll change it.
No, I don't want you to change it
'cause I made you.
I want you to change it 'cause you trust me.
I totally trust you.
Good, 'cause I'm not the person I used to be.
I know that.
And if the people who used to know me
weren't all dead or in jail, they'd be amazed.
And yet you're alive and walk free.
I love you.
I love you, too.
All right then, I'm gonna give Adam a call
and see how he's doing.
Please tell him I'm sorry.
None of this would've happened if I had put gas in my car.
Ah, riding the zero.
How many days you get?
Hey, remember when we drove that old Buick Skylark
from Denver to Salt Lake with nothing in the tank?
Well, to be fair, we were going down a mountain.
Mountain my ass, it was a miracle.
Could I please speak with Adam on Adam's phone?
Oh, Adam was right, you really are a hoot.
Uh, unfortunately, he's sleeping right now.
Uh-huh. So, you gonna head out?
No, we decided that I should stay tonight, you know,
in case he needs help using the bathroom or bathing.
He had a car accident, he didn't fall in a mud puddle.
Bonnie, I'm sleeping on the couch,
you have nothing to worry about.
Oh sweetie, I wasn't worried.
Oh, good. Bye-bye.
-妈妈 -糟糕 我在 亲爱的
- Mom? - Oops. I'm here, baby!
Hey there, sleepyhead.
What are you doing here?
Just taking care of you while your mom
pees a circle around her boyfriend.
Okay. Now, I've got some concussion questions I'm supposed to ask you.
What is your name?
Christy Jolene Plunkett.
Your middle name's Jolene?
Then why the hell do you go by Christy?
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