Siri, what is black mold?
What do you think?
Does this say fun foster mom?
It says Prince died and all I got was this lousy hat.
It's not really you.
What about now?
Take the hat off, Jill.
Now that this thing is starting to get real,
I'm totally freaking out.
I don't even know what she should call me.
I mean, I'm not her mom, "Jill" Sounds too familiar,
and "Mama Jill" Sounds like I run a whorehouse.
You were a foster kid.
What'd you call the people who took you in?
So, where are you meeting this girl?
My caseworker's bringing her to the bistro.
It's like the scariest first date of my life
and I went out with Dennis Rodman.
Okay, we need to come back to that eventually.
But, for today, just relax.
Talk about clothes and boys.
It's your wheelhouse.
In a lot of ways, you are a 14-year-old girl.
You always know just what to say.
So, how's it going with all the tenants evaluating your performance?
How do you think it's going, Christy?
Yeah. On the plus side,
I have learned a lot about myself.
Really? Like what?
Well, apparently, your mother rubs people the wrong way.
I was surprised, too.
Then, I read some of the reports.
They let you see them?
I may have steamed open a couple envelopes.
And get this:
people described me as "Lazy, untrustworthy,"
and in one memorable instance,
"A useless broomstick with hair."
Hey, one tenant called you my pet mouse.
That's so mean, I didn't do anything.
Oh, stop squeaking.
So, what's gonna happen?
If you lose this job, we lose the apartment.
Thanks, I'd actually forgotten that for a couple of minutes.
Siri, remind me to pick up mousetraps on the way home.
"Broomstick with hair."
Are you gonna answer it?
Kind of have to.
I just want to thank you guys again
for being here with me.
She's thanking us for being here.
I can hear her.
You sure you don't want to sit with us?
你没事的 如果你需要 我们就在旁边
You'll be fine. We're right here if you need us.
Oh, my God, they're here.
Just remember, boys and shopping.
Or cigarettes and shoplifting.
艾米莉 我是吉尔 你叫什么
Hey, Emily, I'm Jill. What's your name?
Right, of course, sorry.
Uh, please, sit.
I'm a little nervous. This is my first...
whatever this is.
Emily's been in the foster system for quite some time now.
Terrific. How do you like it?
Hang on, I have a hat for you.
Oh, not the hat.
那么 介绍一下你自己吧 你喜欢做什么
So, tell me about yourself. What do you like to do?
我不知道 画画读书吧 比如图画小说吧
Um, I don't know, draw and read, like, graphic novels.
Graphic? Like dirty books?
No. Uh, graphic novels are basically comic books,
maybe a little more sophisticated.
Oh, I read Archie when I was your age.
Betty or Veronica, who's he gonna choose?
Archie was a comic book about teenagers.
And the challenging problems they face,
like "Who am I gonna take to the prom?"
Why don't you tell her about the graphic novel you're working on.
It's kind of a post-apocalyptic doomsday story.
Oh, neat. Is there a prom in it?
Oh, that girl's not gonna pick me.
I've watched The Bachelor enough to know I'm not getting a rose.
Ah, come on, there's always hope.
We were there. No rose.
So, it didn't work out with this young lady.
You'll take what you learned and use it moving forward.
Yeah, well, I'm hoping for a baby next time.
When babies don't like you,
they have the decency to keep it to themselves.
Don't be so sure.
This one's first words were, "Leave me alone."
I think it was, "Love me,"
but it's interesting that's what you heard.
Listen, I know that didn't go well,
but I am gonna take what I learned
and use it moving forward.
I'm sorry, what?
Emily picked me!
Mama Jill's in the house!
- Way to go. - u202dCongratulations.
Okay, so, do I come pick her up or do you guys deliver?
Dear God, she thinks this is Amazon Prime.
是的 很好 一会儿见
Oh. Yeah, that's great. See you soon.
I got to go.
They're dropping her off in two hours.
Son of a bitch, it is Amazon Prime.
I'm baking my famous banana bread for all the tenants.
It was only famous 'cause you put hash in it.
What was plan A?
Doing my job, but I'd need a time machine for that.
You think banana bread's gonna change people's minds?
No, banana bread gets me in the door
then I win them over with my natural charm
and mastery of hypnosis.
Oh, God, we're moving again.
Where are you going?
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