Over to Jill's, see how her first night went with her foster kid.
It was awkward and awful.
You talked to her already?
Didn't have to, I lived it.
Every foster's first night is like that.
Well, I can still help.
I've got experience.
I could write a book about raising a teenage girl.
What would you call it,
My Own Daughter Doesn't Speak to Me,
But Here's What You Should Do?
Oh, and what would you call yours?
I'm Sure I Had a Kid Around Here Somewhere.
Yeah. It's not my fault you kept taking your leash off.
So, how was your first night?
A little rocky.
The One Direction bedspread did not go over well.
I tried to tell you.
She must've liked the heated pool.
I'm still learning how to interpret her grunts.
Oh, yeah, 14-year-old girl.
"How was your day?"
"How was school?"
It's like living with somebody trapped under a rock.
Oh, hey, there she is.
How'd you sleep?
Can I get something to drink?
You don't have to ask. You live here.
艾米莉 这是我朋友 克丽丝蒂
Emily, this is my friend, Christy.
Got any Gatorade?
很抱歉 没有 但我有椰子汁
Oh, I'm so sorry, no, but I do have coconut water.
Do you like coconut water?
I don't know. Does it taste like coconuts?
With a whisper of urine.
You got a smile.
I'm taking an orange juice.
Great. Are you hungry?
I can have Soledad make you breakfast.
薄煎饼 乳蛋饼 墨西哥式煎蛋
Pancakes, quiche, huevos rancheros.
She makes an egg white veggie frittata
that'll make you think you're in the promised land.
Please make me stop talking.
Come and sit down with us.
Yeah, come on. Let's chat.
So, you like Rick and Morty, huh?
I got into it because of my son, but now I love it, too.
And when I close this door,
你将醒来 觉得神清气爽 并且喜欢我
you will wake up, feel refreshed and like me.
Ooh, Mr. Munson, hang on,
let me get that bicycle out of your way.
Oh. Oh, well, uh, thank you, Bonnie.
That's what I'm here for.
Uh, everything okay in your apartment?
You need anything fixed, replaced, hauled off?
What's wrong with you, you back on the drugs?
No, sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
Uh-huh. This have something to do with that tenant evaluation
they called me about?
Did you talk to them?
All right, let's cut to the chase.
What do you want, old man?
A woman who tells me she's Pam Grier.
How about banana bread and a back rub?
Come on in.
Emily, these drawings are amazing.
You're really talented.
What's the story?
Yes, I, too, would like to know.
I don't have it all figured out,
but it's about this girl after, like, an atomic war,
and she has to learn how to survive on her own.
Well, now that's depressing.
I think it's cool.
Depressing and cool.
So, what happens to her?
I was just gonna ask that.
She probably dies.
Now, that's cool.
No, that's depressing.
Oh, I give up.
What's going on?
Christy, I can't do this.
You should just take her home with you.
No. I already have a daughter I screwed up.
This one's yours.
But it's so awkward.
I have nothing in common with her.
She needs a home, she doesn't need a buddy.
I know, but I really want her to like me.
Then you shouldn't have signed up to be a mom.
Hey, how about, how about you and Bonnie come live here
and help me with her?
We might have to take you up on that.
Let's see how the banana bread goes.
Oh, great. Now I don't know what you're talking about.
Christy, this was a mistake.
When people don't like me at first, they never like me.
I don't have a chance with her.
That's not true.
I didn't like you at first.
是啊 我觉得你自恋 娇生惯养
Nope. I thought you were self-obsessed and spoiled
and your teeth were so white it made me angry.
But then I got to know you,
and now I can't imagine my life without you in it.
Now, go out there
and keep talking to her until you find some way to connect.
I'm sorry, I just can't.
Do you want me to leave?
I can call my caseworker.
I want you to stay very much.
I'm just so bad at this.
I think you're doing okay.
Did you hear what she said?
She thinks I'm doing okay.
I have never once heard that from my daughter.
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