I am so sorry about that.
For someone who wasn't raised by my mother,
she sure is a lot like her.
Never, ever say that to her.
你能挪一下脚吗 雷叔 你踩着一张50
Can you move your foot, Uncle Ray? You're on a 50.
Here. Let me help you with that.
This'll really help with tuition.
Where'd you go to school?
How about you?
You sure you're okay with us taking all of this?
Yeah, I'm sure.
And another thing!
I never even finished high school, and she put you through law school?!
I put me through law school.
I put me through college, I put me through everything.
She gave me nothing.
That's how I feel about you.
Everything I accomplished was in spite of her.
Now I know you had it hard,
but believe me,
it was no picnic being raised by Shirley.
I think he wins.
My dad left,
and every time she looked at me, I was just a reminder.
Oh, that's so sad.
What about my story?
It's sad, too. I've just heard it a lot.
You wish you had her.
I couldn't wait to get away from her.
And now I want to get away from you.
Christy, I wish you nothing but success.
And she'll have it,
'cause she had a mother who loved her and took care of her!
- Really? - Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know.
I am so sorry I dragged you there.
I thought you'd get closure with your mom,
and now it's just opener.
Oh, come on.
Just give me a dirty look so I know you still love me.
- It's not your fault. - I know.
I was just making noise 'cause the radio doesn't work.
This is my life.
I get knocked around, kicked in the teeth, and then,
when I finally get good news, like my mother's dead,
boom, I get kicked in the teeth again.
That's a funny line.
I'm gonna steal it when you die.
Enjoy it, 'cause I got nothing else to leave you.
Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Everybody's life is hard.
Oh, not my long-lost brother.
He apparently made something of himself.
Hey, don't discount what you've achieved.
I'm 52 years old, and I manage an apartment building.
You're sticking with 52, huh?
There's the dirty look.
Mom, we're all doing the best we can.
There's no point in comparing yourself to other people.
Especially a super successful attorney
who overcame poverty and racial prejudice.
Oh, you do still love me!
I still can't believe Bonnie has a brother.
I know. It's like finding out there was a Jerry Hitler.
How's she handling it?
You know her.
- Oh, you poor thing. - Sorry.
Is she coming to the meeting?
No. She's too busy
having a meeting with all the angry voices in her head.
据最近统计 有七个 也许还有一只狗
Last count, there were seven and maybe a dog.
Yeah, well, she needs to come.
- You tell her. - Maybe I will.
Just be sure to let her smell your hand before you pet her.
As the Sun Sets.
This portion brought to you today
by Brim Decaffeinated Coffee.
Fill your cup to the rim with the richness of Brim.
And Lady Whisper Body Spray.
Because... well... you know.
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here? - Why aren't you at the meeting?
I'm not at the meeting 'cause you're not at the meeting.
You want to play 20 Questions,
- or are you gonna invite me in? - Fine.
I just don't want to talk about my mother.
You got it.
You know, I had a dead mom I was mad at, too.
For God's sake.
What? I'm talking about my mother.
I see. So this is where we make my problem about you.
Oh, we'll get there.
But since you brought it up, what exactly is your problem?
My mother threw me into theoster system,
but chose to raise a son.
Okay. How is that a problem?
Are you trying to piss me off?
I'm just saying, that's something
that happened a long time ago.
It's only a problem now if you make it one.
I didn't think I can hate that woman
any more than I already did.
Can I tell you something Marjorie told me?
Ugh. Let me guess.
祈祷 去参加互助会 在互助会上祈祷
Pray? Go to a meeting? Pray at a meeting?
Do the hokey pokey, turn yourself around?
She told me to write my mother a letter and tell her everything
I didn't get a chance to tell her when she was alive.
And where would I mail this letter?
Do you happen to know the zip code for hell?
You go to her grave, and you just read it.
Wow. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah, well, I thought so, too, but... it really helped.
And I had a nice weekend in South Carolina.
Bought an antique samovar.
I don't know what that is.
Is that a person? A sandwich?