- and you need to pray on it... - Hey!
I was in the middle of saying something
when you walked in.
Brad told me that, in certain parts of the world,
people are dying because they don't have clean drinking water.
That's it. It's just really messed up.
So what do you think? Should I move in with hot wheels?
Okay, now add a slice of eggplant
and hit that with another scoop of cashew cheese.
I just keep picturing tiny little farmers
trying to milk cashews.
You know, before I became a vegan,
my favorite meal in the world was a bacon cheeseburger.
And then I realized I was tired all the time.
I'm tired all the time.
- And I couldn't focus. - I can't focus.
I was moody.
I'm super moody.
So you get it.
Close your eyes.
I want you to taste something.
Okay, but just so you know,
I once had a bad experience with this exact scenario.
Yeah, he said that, too.
Pretty great, huh?
I really want to say yes.
Give me another bite.
Now this I like.
Oh, sorry, uh...
为亲她抱歉吗 她消沉死了 随便亲吧
For kissing her? She's in a serious slump; get at it.
布拉德 这是邦妮 我妈
Brad, this is Bonnie, my mom.
Captain Prius, nice to meet you.
Brad and I are making dinner.
Oh, what are you cooking?
Brad is showing me
how to prepare a raw, vegan lasagna.
Why are we doing this again?
Eating raw food is how human beings
have thrived for millions of years.
Those guys died at 18 and walked around like monkeys.
-好了 你走吧 -好
- All right, off you go. - All right.
Shall we eat?
I eat all the time.
Ooh, that smells great.
Yeah, couple of bone-in rib eyes.
You have no idea what's going on back at my place.
Christy's vegan boyfriend is preparing a feast
fit for a gerbil.
Oh, no, not one of those guys.
Did he try to sell you on it?
Oh, yeah, vegans and mormons,
always looking to turn you.
Hey, come here. I want to show you something.
I've seen it before, but I'm always happy to take a peek.
Oh, my god,
What did you do?
I thought I could make it easier for you to spend the night.
You thought of everything.
Lot of loofahs.
How many you think I needed?
I figured it was like sandpaper,
you get it for different kinds of wood.
I did good?
You did really good.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I want to move in with you.
Oh, damaged women are so easy to please.
We really are.
So, with me out of the way,
you and Captain Prius will have the run of the place.
Stop calling him that.
Okay, how about King Kale?
You already used that one, it wasn't funny the first time.
好吧 说个新的 中等身材的绿色妖怪
All right, here's a new one. Jolly Green average height.
Say what you want, I really like Brad.
Ooh, ooh! Tofu Gigio.
In the meantime, last night he introduced me to tantric sex.
Ugh, is that the sex where you don't finish?
Have you ever tried it?
Not on purpose.
The point of it is learning self-control.
Brad says that if you're not thinking about
where you're going, you get to be present for where you are.
Sounds like where you are would be chafed and frustrated.
I wouldn't expect you to get it.
Clearly you didn't get it either.
Come on, grab a box, let's go.
Brad says the orgasm is greatly overrated.
All right, enough.
I think that's all of it.
It's gonna be weird around here without you.
Yeah, but you know, if you think about it,
it's actually kind of cool.
You and I came together when we needed each other,
we healed, and now we're ready to move on.
Why'd you have to say that?
I don't know, it just came out.
But it's true.
What is that smell?
Brad hooked me up with some natural deodorant.
Well, it ain't working.
That's okay. I still love you.
I love you, too.
And I really hope with all my heart
that this works out for you.
I guess this is good-bye.