Yup. This is it.
I'll see you at the meeting tonight.
Hey. Where'd you go?
To the bathroom.
In the hallway?
At my neighbor's.
I don't understand, why didn't you just use this one?
Because somebody was in there for 58 minutes.
Hon, you sound like Christy.
I wasn't in there that long.
Price Is Right started and ended.
The guy won a toyota, and I almost soiled my chair.
Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
Why didn't you say something?
I banged on the door,
but your jet-engine hair dryer drowned me out.
Wow, okay, can we file this one under "Lesson learned"?
I don't even know my neighbor.
Now I owe a favor to a 43-year-old man
who uses one-ply paper and collects troll dolls.
Again, I'm sorry.
We just probably need to work out some kind of schedule.
Yeah, we'll find our rhythm.
What happened to my...
No, it's just...
...That's my Kennedy Space Center mug.
I didn't know it was special.
Did you get it on a field trip?
My dad gave it to me.
Well, would you like to have it?
No, no, it's fine.
I'll just use one that doesn't remind me of my late father.
Okay, how about this?
Why don't we go through all the mugs,
and you can tell me what's what?
You know, don't make this a thing.
Oh, it's already a thing.
Okay, Westfield Dry Cleaners.
Can I drink out of this,
or did they sponsor your little league team?
Actually, an old girlfriend left that here.
Good to know.
Next up, ooh, who's the slut you took to Lake Tahoe?
Thanks again for making dinner.
Mung bean pizza tastes much better than regular pizza-- am I right?
It certainly takes longer to chew.
Trust me, your colon's gonna thank you.
Well, the old girl's trying to say something.
Okay, let's get started.
Now close your eyes.
You gonna kiss me again?
No, we're gonna meditate.
Just as good.
Take a deep, cleansing breath.
Sorry. Mung beans.
And once again, deep, centering breath.
Wow, that one cracked a rib.
Don't judge it. Observe it.
Observe it? I can taste it.
What you doing?
Just going through the mail.
You mean going through my mail?
I think you mean, "Thanks for bringing it in."
Whatever, sure, thanks.
It's just you've only been here a couple of days.
It's not likely that there's anything there for you.
What's the big deal?
Were you expecting something from the Kennedy Space Center?
You're right. You're right. Forget it.
- Love you. - Yep!
Whoa! That was close.
Really? We're doing the tantric thing every time?
Yeah, what'd you think?
我不知道 一次是 一次不是
I don't know, one on, one off?
You're so funny.
I'm gonna go floss.
Oh, shut up.
This was a good idea, mom.
Right? I hardly ever get to see you,
and this dinner gives us a chance to get to know Brad.
And also miss a crucial playoff game.
I told you to record it.
A game like that you need to watch live.
Am I right, Brad?
I wouldn't know, I don't watch sports.
What, were you raised by women?
Brad's more of an outdoorsy guy.
This morning, we took a nature walk,
picked up litter, and saw a fox.
Well, Brad saw it.
I was trying to spear a condom with a stick.
I hope you don't mind that we brought our own food.
I try not to be one of "Those people"
who imposes their lifestyle on others.
You hear that? Brad doesn't impose his lifestyle on others.
Is this about the towels again?
I told you, I like 'em folded in thirds.
You didn't tell me, you lectured me.
Well, that's 'cause when I said it nicely,
you laughed at me.
I thought you were kidding.
Speaking of towels,
Brad and I have been sharing one
to cut down on our water footprint.
I've also turned her on to mindful flushing.
是啊 如果是黄色的 那就让它变醇
Yep. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
Or you could just cop a squat at the neighbor's.
How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
These quinoa cakes came out pretty good, huh?
Christy, you sure you don't want some ribs?
They do look good.
But I'm trying to make healthier choices.
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